Cross-Dressing Holiday

Cross-dressers listen up! Next Friday is your favorite holiday – Halloween. Every man who secretly covets his wife’s panties, wishes to wear pantyhose and high heels in public or wants to finally walk out the house in full makeup to go shopping at Victoria’s Secret knows that Halloween is THE holiday to do all of that without anyone taking notice. Well, without anyone giving you a hard time about it. OK, it’s a free pass, and I am not going to allow you to squander it.

So, take out your favorite pumps (I hope you have been practicing), pull out a tasteful outfit, put on your face and work it, girl! You may want to stop by a costume shop and get a fun wig or hair extensions to show that it is really only a Halloween costume though we both know the truth. If all of your secret outfits are too revealing or simply not appropriate to wear out of the house try going to a store that sells uniforms. You can go as a sexy waitress or a naughty housekeeper. The point is you want to wear a dress that won’t cost a fortune and you can add to your collection without anyone batting an eye. Another place to pick up a low cost dress is the thrift store. You can ‘time-travel’ and go as a housewife from the 70s, etc.

Cross-DressingWhatever dress you chose, don’t be afraid to wear the appropriate undergarments. Grab your wife or lover’s bra and fill it to the size you want. Put on some silky panties and if you don’t have any make a point of sliding into a pair of control-top pantyhose or stockings. Wear a slip, matter of fact when you dress for the event use the girly soap and bubble bath. Dress the way you want from head to toe and from skin to underwear to outfit.

Now where does one wear such an outfit? Some companies allow their employees to dress-up on Halloween, most bars understand customers in full costume will stop by for a drink, perhaps your friends are having a costume party and of course you can always host a get-together. If none of that interests you, look for local events within your community.

The most successful cross-dressers (hiding in plain sight on Halloween) tend to be those guys who take care that everything is in place – hair, makeup, nails, shoes. And, they have on something that is a little Halloween-y like a big red nose or funny red stringy wig or something like that. These guys also have one thing in common, a wicked smile, because they are getting away with something that only pervs like me understand – the freedom to be who you are.

Enjoy the holiday and be safe my friends.
I don’t know if it is fall break or homecoming or what, but I am receiving an incredible amount of calls from college guys. While I am flattered, I have a hard and fast rule of no one under 23. If you are over 18 and not quite 23 then check out my girls. To chat with me, Cheryl, you must be at least 23. The price is always 80¢ per minute or simply $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes. Regular clients may purchase a cheap phone sex package. My toll-free number is 1-888-669-6389.

Always Be Prepared!

When you receive the number of calls I do, you start to notice a pattern. Some callers are prepared and others are not. The guys who are not prepared take longer to process and have more un-sexy interruptions which to say the very least makes the phone sex session seem a bit disjointed. Here’s a tip – always be prepared! Now I am not talking about the condom in your wallet. You do carry condoms in your wallet, right? Right?! In phone sex ‘be prepared’ means something entirely different.

Before calling a phone sex service, make sure you have your credit card available. Having your credit card outside in your truck while you are naked on the phone with me does not mean your card is “available”. And, no, memorizing the number does not cut it either for two reasons: you never know what information a phone sex company needs off the card and come on let’s face it in your current state there is very little blood going to your brain thereby remembering anything is a little difficult.

Calling Two FistedIn addition to having your credit card available, make sure you are in a comfortable spot where you won’t be interrupted. Oh, it’s OK if someone drops by and you have to quickly put on some pants or the UPS or FedEx guy knocks on the door and you need to poke your head out with arms flailing. It happens. And, if there are other people in the house e.g., roommates or visitors, say it upfront that you cannot be too loud. Don’t worry most phone sex babes know what to do and frankly enjoy the challenge.

To summarize: have your credit card handy (think of it as two-fisted calling), try to carve out some time to minimize interruptions and explain your current predicament – not your state of arousal but whether you have the space to get loud and freaky.
If one more person asks me how much I charge…. My phone sex price is cheap and affordable. It’s 80¢ per minute with a 15-minute minimum. Or simply $12 for 15-minutes. That has been my price for years. It has never gone up and most likely never will. If you are a regular customer i.e., you have made a few calls with me earlier, you are welcome to purchase a phone sex package. My toll-free number is 1-888-669-6389.

Facebook Unpublished My Page, Hushes

It never fails. Whenever I put aside time to work on my social media profiles something happens. Earlier in the month I set aside time to work on my Facebook page and oddly enough on the day (September 22nd) I was going to go over all things Facebook my page was “unpublished” at approximately 3:04 AM. It is a cute way of saying my page has been suspended.

Well, we all know phone sex is not porn, so that isn’t the problem. And we also know I adopted a “no pink” policy years ago and incorporated that policy into all my profiles. So, nudity wasn’t an issue. What is equally frustrating is that the appeal process amounts to pushing a button and that’s about it. I found the whole thing upsetting and demoralizing. How so? You have no idea how difficult it is to run a business in this industry. Phone sex owners have the same issues as other business leaders with the added annoyance of discrimination. And, for that we pay more in fees from hosting to merchant accounts. We’re hassled for every little thing including where we bank, what lawyers and accountants will accept our business and social media is an absolute minefield because it is constantly changing. I wouldn’t mind the changes it they weren’t unpublished. Ha! Did you see that I made a funny.

As you know I get up up at o’dark thirty (that ‘o’ as in the letter not zero …damn movie). After I feed the animals, take a walk or swim and bathe, I grab some food and sit down in front of the computer to handle my business and personal correspondence before turning on the phones. One of the reasons I need that 2-3 hour cushion is because I am one of those people. How many times have you logged on to your social media account and met with a big warning statement indicating that there is an amendment or update to the terms? Well, I am that one person out of a googol (ha! another funny) who stops what I am doing and reads it. I know. It’s sick. One day I will seek help but right now I am a little busy reading these damn conditions. So, I spent the day (and later the week) going over every inch of print regarding business owners having their pages suspended and the depths they took to get their pages reinstated. My conclusion? Fuck that!

I appealed the decision and less than 24 hours later my page was deleted! So, once my page is “unpublished” it remains unavailable to the public forever unless I appeal it. When I appeal it (which involves pushing a button and nothing more) the page is permanently deleted. Nice. So, fuck Facebook.
Remember it is called Cheap Phone Sex for a reason – the price – which is always 80¢ per minute. There are no hidden fees or connection charges. You must be at least 23+ and I only accept credit cards so have it ready when you call, 1-888-669-6389. Keep the number and don’t forget the site,

August Is the Best Month To Visit

I love August! If you have yet to visit our nation’s capital, then August is the best time to visit. First, every member of Congress is out of town, and secondly most of the tourists are long gone. Couple that with the fact that the weather has changed from oppressively hot and humid to warm with plenty of cool breezes adding a hint of fall, August is without a doubt the best month to visit. The museums and all the hot tourist spots are less crowded. You can get a great table at some of the best restaurants in minutes. It’s so slow around here most of the taxi drivers take their vacation in August. Yes, August is the one time of year when the Washington, DC metro area has the pace of a Southern town – slow and steady.

Around this time I take my time shopping at the farmer’s market. I may pick up a new class or spend a little more time with family and friends enjoying the last few outdoor concerts for the year. I guess you have to be here, but the place is truly cathartic this time of year. Some joke and say it’s because all the politicians are out of town. I don’t know. Maybe just maybe there is something to that.
Well, you know the drill. For a phone sex call, the price is always 80¢ per minute. Oh and I finally updated the link on the Pricing page regarding the cheap phone sex package deals. Thanks C- for the heads up.

Memorial Day Weekend

Tomorrow begins the 3-day Memorial Day weekend which is the most traveled holiday of the year and in terms of traffic accidents the most dangerous. Please make sure you check your car e.g. tires, mirrors, first aid kit, and drive like the responsible drivers I know each of you are.

While I know this holiday has been bastardized as the “unofficial first day of summer” or another day of shopping, let’s not forget the reason behind Memorial Day – to honor our war dead especially now as we are still a nation at war. If you have a family member or friend no matter how distant who made the ultimate sacrifice, call on their loved ones and if their is no one around to remember them visit their grave or take a moment to remember them.