I am somewhat amused that there is a definition for angry masturbation in the Urban Dictionary:
angry masturbation n. The act of pleasuring one’s self while under a great deal of stress, angst, anger or general hostility.
Yup, I have come across some of those angry masturbators. Continuing the series, How To Have Phone Sex with a Professional Phone Sex Operator, yesterday I discussed some of the expectations we have for you namely a respectful demeanor throughout the payment process. Though I would be remiss in not asterisking a certain group of callers where my pearls of wisdom are meaningless because nature far outweighs any semblance of decorum – the angry masturbators.
The angry masturbator is pissed because he is under stress. It’s either work or home or a combination of both. While his credit card is being processed he is almost sickeningly sweet (as if he knows what he is about to do next) and then Mr. Hyde comes out. Some guys understand their Jekyll-Hyde behavior and warn us ahead of time. They’ll say something like, “Did my card go through? Good. Now $%&^$@” Hahaha. I can’t repeat what comes next, but it’s …it’s …remember the Tasmanian Devil in Bugs Bunny cartoons? Yeah, you don’t know which way is up and after the call is over have no idea what happened. The only thing you know for certain is that the angry masturbator has calmed down a bit and can now concentrate on work or whatever is next on his to-do list. It’s a moment of intense sexual need satisfied via phone sex.
Guys, if you find yourself in such a predicament, don’t worry. We get it. We know exactly what to do, and before the end of the phone sex session I guarantee you will find the relief you seek. And to all the married ladies out there you are welcome because if it wasn’t for our service and phone sex services like ours there would be a whole lot more extra-marital affairs. Think about it.
My phone sex rate is inexpensive and affordable. The price is 80¢ per minute. There is not a connection fee, hidden charges or any other nonsensical ‘add-ons’. To chat with me, call 1-888-669-6389. For an added discount, enjoy one of my cheap phone sex package deals.
Let’s talk about what you can expect when you call a phone sex service. Over the next several posts I will go over some of the things you should have considered before dialing a phone sex number. Oh, I am not trying to talk you into calling and considering phone sex is my business I would be a fool to try to talk you out of calling. I simply want you to be a better and more informed client. Face it before calling my phone sex service there are some things you should know because on this end we have it down to a business.
I mentioned some time ago that you don’t need a pick-up line when calling phone sex. It’s a done deal! 11 times out of 10 you are going to get what you want provided of course the phone sex company has the nads to offer the goods, but that’s another conversation. The main reason guys are turned away is because they don’t have money on the credit card, and when I say “credit card” I am including debit, prepaid and gift cards. You have to pay to play. As I have stated many times before: in phone sex the only pick up line you need are the 16 digits on your Visa, Discover and Mastercard – 15 digits for American Express.
Another thing to remember is that the call doesn’t begin until the credit card is processed. In other words it’s business first and pleasure after. Be yourself during the boring, business part of the process. It’s cool if you cross-dress and like to be known as Bambi. You can be Bambi throughout however we need the real name on the credit card. Get it?
To summarize: Check your demeanor. Be polite, respectful and professional throughout the payment process, and if you are a virgin to the service allot time and be prepared to provide your credit card information. Too many times new callers become a little antsy. They may be nervous about speaking to my girls or didn’t plan this portion of the business transaction or both. Remember it only takes 90 seconds to process the credit card. Finally, we will talk more about this later on a future post but it warrants a mention here, be clear about what you want during your phone sex session. Even if you tried you couldn’t shock us, and if you leave it up to us given the number of wise asses around here you may end up talking about underwater basket weaving …and still get off. Phone sex is about mutual enjoyment and an opportunity to have it your way – for once – so have something sexy in mind.
Did you learn something new? I hope so. The next post in the series is about “angry masturbators”.
I named this site Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl because my name is Cheryl and my phone sex prices are affordable and inexpensive, ONLY $12 for 15-minutes. Sure others claim to offer a lower price, but most of the time there is a hidden charge, connection fees, gimmick or worse, you were conned into calling a chatline – not the same as live, 1-on-1, uncensored, unrestricted phone sex. Call me, 1-888-669-6389.
My phone sex service accepts gift cards with the Visa, Mastercard, Discover and American Express logo. As I have mentioned a thousand times, using a gift card card does not mean anonymity for you. I get that you want to hide your phone sex purchases from your wife or lover. Ok. However, you cannot hide your phone sex activities with the phone sex company. Hello we’re doing it together!
Keep in mind that this is a business. There are rules and obligations that must be met in order to process credit cards not to mention that this is an adult entertainment company meaning we must comply with local, state and federal statutes. So, yes, you may use a gift card to purchase a phone sex call with me, but you may not be anonymous when doing so.
I am often amused by the many tricks potential callers come up with in order to share as little information as possible. That shit isn’t going to fly here. If you are that concerned with sharing your information with a reputable company maybe you should stick with Disney or cable or something.
Oh, did that sound bitchy? Good because I am a bitch
The price of a call with me is always 80¢ per minute. There is a 15-minute minimum which is $12. I have to come up with a better way of saying that because it seems to be confusing to new callers. Well, new callers with a stiff dick …and the math challenged. How do you think I came up with the name Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl? Just know that there are no hidden fees, never a connection charge or other bullshit. It’s simply $12 for 15-minutes. Unless active duty military (18+) you must be at least 23 to call me at 1-888-669-6389.
Christmas is upon us and it is this time of year when many of my clients chose to purchase a phone sex package. Why now? Well, for the married guys it’s an easy way to sneak in a purchase of phone sex calls without the wife noticing. Plus the package deal is an added saving to an already cheap, affordable phone sex rate. So, here’s your chance to treat yourself. Grab a cheap phone sex package and enjoy the gift that truly keeps on giving
Everyone has a Christmas story and I have mine. Well, it’s a Christmas philosophy. When I was little I spent the year saving up for a great Christmas present for my parents. Many of you know I began working at the age of 13, and from that Christmas until now I always made a point of getting my parents something to remind them that I appreciate everything they do for me. As I have gotten older and ran this phone sex blog, I noticed that there is a segment of our society who give much more than they get and that’s my callers. American men and women do a lot for their families both immediate and extended, their friends, colleagues and neighbors. Rarely do they ever have time to do anything for themselves. So, here’s a tip: do something for yourself. Set aside a few dollars and a little time and do something for yourself AND don’t feel guilty about it afterwards. You deserve it.
Packages are fun, but remember my everyday phone sex price is 80¢ per minute. It isn’t a special or a gimmick or a switch and bait trick. $12 for 15-minutes is my price. To call you must be at least 23 years old, have a credit/debit/credit card and dial this number, 1-888-669-6389. it’s doesn’t get any easier than this and believe me when I say it doesn’t get better than me. Talk to you soon!
Bored and horny are the two main reasons guys self identify for calling a phone sex service. I believe everyone understands horny, but what is the deal with bored? Listen up! When a guy doesn’t have anything to do e.g., he finished work early, all the household chores are complete or he is waiting for his date to get dressed, something happens to his brain. I swear it must be some sort of a biological phenomena whereby once a man stops doing something the blood instinctively flows from his brain to his dick. You of course see the problem, right? Guys are not robots and therefore are not always busy. Therefore men are in a constant state of hornyness which some label as boredom when it is simply inherent programming of the male animal. So, let’s correct the record: the two main reasons men call for a phone sex session is because of their current status – horny and horny via boredom. By the way, what is your current sexual predicament? Whatever it may be phone sex is an extremely tantalizing cure.
When calling a phone sex line let your partner know what prompted you to call. Did you see anything naughty or did something sexy happen at school or at work? Do you want to explore the possibilities? Were you thinking of a recurring sexy fantasy and want to kick it up a notch? Were you looking at porn and are seeking a little live 1-on-1 entertainment as you can only obtain safely and legally through phone sex?
I know some guys hesitate telling a phone sex expert what really turns him on for fear that she will simply repeat what he said. That isn’t what we do. My girls and I like to peek into your perverted little mind and twist it up in a way that enhances your experience. It’s why we are experts and not operators. So let’s practice, in one sentence tell me why you’re here and what you want to discuss. For example:
I am watching this clip of a redhead doing anal something I rarely get. Oh, I am about to blow your mind with an ass-fuck session that will leave you …
This morning my hot Latina co-worker brushed her enormous breasts against me. Yes, I love hot office sex! Close your eyes and imagine seeing those tits bouncing. Want to know what makes them bounce …
My wife’s best friend is such a controlling bitch, her husband says she’s a freak in bed, and I want to be her sex toy for an afternoon. Everyone has needs. Some are darker than others. Let’s see how dark yours are …
There are as many reasons as there are guys who call. Whatever your reason, don’t be shy. Tell us what is on your mind. It’s the one time in your life where you don’t have to measure your words or worry about offending anyone. That’s why phone sex is so popular with men. It’s an opportunity for the guy to have it his way for a change.
To chat with me, Cheryl, the price of a phone sex session is ONLY 12 BUCKS for 15-minutes. Call my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389. For added convenience regular callers may purchase a phone sex package.