First Time Callers Make Time to Process Your Credit Card

Yes, angry masturbators can be a handful, however, there is another group that is equally frustrating and that’s the first time caller who wants to do the call now. Right now! He doesn’t have time to give his credit card information. He didn’t plan for that. He’ll pay you after. Whoa! Stop right there buddy. Not going to happen. Phone sex is a ‘pay me upfront or get the fuck out of here’ business.

Look I get it. You are horny so you decide to call my phone sex service. You hear my voice and begin to lose control of that edging you were doing moments earlier. Add the fact that you are looking for your credit card (I warned you to be prepared!) and listening for your wife’s car, yeah it can be pretty exciting …did I mention my voice when I say your name? It takes 90 seconds to process your credit card. Plan for it.

Credit Card Data
I have two things to say about the information recorded when taking your credit card data. First, this is a reputable business and as such follows the guidelines set down by Visa and Mastercard and the United States government when taking sales information for an adult entertainment purchase. In other words anonymity is not an option. Your gift card hides your perverted activities from your lover not me. Remember who is providing the service. I already know you are a pervert! So, in addition to your credit card number, expiration date and 3 digits on the back, I will need your name and billing address. Do NOT tell me that some shady phone sex company only takes your card information. Do me a favor. Go down to your accounting department and ask them when is it OK for a credit card purchaser to just give their card information and nothing else. Ask them when was the last time a dude came into the store, handed the cashier his card with the name scraped off and your firm processed the card. I would love to hear that story which by the way never happened in any store – ever.

HavingTime00Just because we talk about pussy doesn’t mean that this phone sex service is any less of a business than McDonald’s or Zappos or Amazon. The very idea that first time callers want to demand I change my policies is laughable.

Take for example last December, one of my girls was sick and I was dispatching calls in the wee hours of the morning when a guy calls wanting to use a gift card to purchase a phone sex session. He doesn’t want to give his name or address. At which point I usually thank the guy for calling and advise him to call a different phone sex service. Well on that day I was not in the mood. So, I asked him, why not? He said he wanted to remain anonymous. I explained to him that he called a toll-free number and what that means. It means even if he blocked his number I would see it because I pay the telephone bill. To demonstrate I plugged his number into the database and proceeded to told him what it spit out namely his name, address, the name of his wife, mother, father, one of his siblings and where he worked. Welcome to the 21st century! He purchased a 30-minute call. Here’s another example:

Last night a guy called. He wanted to use his debit card to purchase a phone sex call only he didn’t want to share his name or billing address either. He told me that the ‘other’ phone sex companies do it this way and so should I. Personally I love it when occasional callers tell me about the inner workings of the business I have perfected over the last decade. Then this would-be caller began to scold me. He said if I wanted his business I would have to do things his way. Apparently he had not read the part where it clearly says I am no one’s bitch. So, I gave him a lesson on why shady companies do that and as a consumer he should be concerned about any company that only wants his credit card digits and no address verification. It’s bad business. Not processing the address costs a company anywhere from 7-50¢ per transaction depending on the contract. That’s a lot of money left on the table. But hey if you want to give your credit card information to a fly-by-night sole proprietorship with questionable billing practices good luck with that. Then I told him to fuck off …and never call any of my phone sex services again. That’s when he begged me to give him second chance which I gave him.

To summarize: First time callers plan for the time it takes to process your credit card information and remember that your phone sex habits may be a secret to your bitch never this bitch. I have the The Man i.e., Visa, Mastercard and the Feds on my ass. Therefore, I dot every ‘i’ and cross every ‘t.’ In other words I use best practices when processing credit cards in 90 seconds or less. Follow my payment policy or move the fuck on. That’s the only choice you have on this topic – the ONLY choice.
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Some guys are a little confused. This is Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl. Not Cheryl and friends. My toll-free number is for guys who want to talk to me. If you want to chat with someone other than yours truly, then take your ass here. If you want to chat with me, call 1-888-669-6389. The price to talk to me is 80¢ per minute. Regular callers may also purchase a package.

Angry Masturbators

I am somewhat amused that there is a definition for angry masturbation in the Urban Dictionary:

angry masturbation n. The act of pleasuring one’s self while under a great deal of stress, angst, anger or general hostility.

Yup, I have come across some of those angry masturbators. Continuing the series, How To Have Phone Sex with a Professional Phone Sex Operator, yesterday I discussed some of the expectations we have for you namely a respectful demeanor throughout the payment process. Though I would be remiss in not asterisking a certain group of callers where my pearls of wisdom are meaningless because nature far outweighs any semblance of decorum – the angry masturbators.

fuck meThe angry masturbator is pissed because he is under stress. It’s either work or home or a combination of both. While his credit card is being processed he is almost sickeningly sweet (as if he knows what he is about to do next) and then Mr. Hyde comes out. Some guys understand their Jekyll-Hyde behavior and warn us ahead of time. They’ll say something like, “Did my card go through? Good. Now $%&^$@” Hahaha. I can’t repeat what comes next, but it’s …it’s …remember the Tasmanian Devil in Bugs Bunny cartoons? Yeah, you don’t know which way is up and after the call is over have no idea what happened. The only thing you know for certain is that the angry masturbator has calmed down a bit and can now concentrate on work or whatever is next on his to-do list. It’s a moment of intense sexual need satisfied via phone sex.

Guys, if you find yourself in such a predicament, don’t worry. We get it. We know exactly what to do, and before the end of the phone sex session I guarantee you will find the relief you seek. And to all the married ladies out there you are welcome because if it wasn’t for our service and phone sex services like ours there would be a whole lot more extra-marital affairs. Think about it.
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My phone sex rate is inexpensive and affordable. The price is 80¢ per minute. There is not a connection fee, hidden charges or any other nonsensical ‘add-ons’. To chat with me, call 1-888-669-6389. For an added discount, enjoy one of my cheap phone sex package deals.

What To Expect When Calling a Phone Sex Line

Let’s talk about what you can expect when you call a phone sex service. Over the next several posts I will go over some of the things you should have considered before dialing a phone sex number. Oh, I am not trying to talk you into calling and considering phone sex is my business I would be a fool to try to talk you out of calling. I simply want you to be a better and more informed client. Face it before calling my phone sex service there are some things you should know because on this end we have it down to a business.

I mentioned some time ago that you don’t need a pick-up line when calling phone sex. It’s a done deal! 11 times out of 10 you are going to get what you want provided of course the phone sex company has the nads to offer the goods, but that’s another conversation. The main reason guys are turned away is because they don’t have money on the credit card, and when I say “credit card” I am including debit, prepaid and gift cards. You have to pay to play. As I have stated many times before: in phone sex the only pick up line you need are the 16 digits on your Visa, Discover and Mastercard – 15 digits for American Express.

Another thing to remember is that the call doesn’t begin until the credit card is processed. In other words it’s business first and pleasure after. Be yourself during the boring, business part of the process. It’s cool if you cross-dress and like to be known as Bambi. You can be Bambi throughout however we need the real name on the credit card. Get it?

To summarize: Check your demeanor. Be polite, respectful and professional throughout the payment process, and if you are a virgin to the service allot time and be prepared to provide your credit card information. Too many times new callers become a little antsy. They may be nervous about speaking to my girls or didn’t plan this portion of the business transaction or both. Remember it only takes 90 seconds to process the credit card. Finally, we will talk more about this later on a future post but it warrants a mention here, be clear about what you want during your phone sex session. Even if you tried you couldn’t shock us, and if you leave it up to us given the number of wise asses around here you may end up talking about underwater basket weaving …and still get off. Phone sex is about mutual enjoyment and an opportunity to have it your way – for once – so have something sexy in mind.

Did you learn something new? I hope so. The next post in the series is about “angry masturbators”.
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I named this site Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl because my name is Cheryl and my phone sex prices are affordable and inexpensive, ONLY $12 for 15-minutes. Sure others claim to offer a lower price, but most of the time there is a hidden charge, connection fees, gimmick or worse, you were conned into calling a chatline – not the same as live, 1-on-1, uncensored, unrestricted phone sex. Call me, 1-888-669-6389.

Gift Cards Are Accepted

phone-sex-gift-cardsMy phone sex service accepts gift cards with the Visa, Mastercard, Discover and American Express logo. As I have mentioned a thousand times, using a gift card card does not mean anonymity for you. I get that you want to hide your phone sex purchases from your wife or lover. Ok. However, you cannot hide your phone sex activities with the phone sex company. Hello we’re doing it together!

Keep in mind that this is a business. There are rules and obligations that must be met in order to process credit cards not to mention that this is an adult entertainment company meaning we must comply with local, state and federal statutes. So, yes, you may use a gift card to purchase a phone sex call with me, but you may not be anonymous when doing so.

I am often amused by the many tricks potential callers come up with in order to share as little information as possible. That shit isn’t going to fly here. If you are that concerned with sharing your information with a reputable company maybe you should stick with Disney or cable or something.

Oh, did that sound bitchy? Good because I am a bitch ;-)
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The price of a call with me is always 80¢ per minute. There is a 15-minute minimum which is $12. I have to come up with a better way of saying that because it seems to be confusing to new callers. Well, new callers with a stiff dick …and the math challenged. How do you think I came up with the name Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl? Just know that there are no hidden fees, never a connection charge or other bullshit. It’s simply $12 for 15-minutes. Unless active duty military (18+) you must be at least 23 to call me at 1-888-669-6389.

Purchase a Phone Sex Package for Christmas

Christmas is upon us and it is this time of year when many of my clients chose to purchase a phone sex package. Why now? Well, for the married guys it’s an easy way to sneak in a purchase of phone sex calls without the wife noticing. Plus the package deal is an added saving to an already cheap, affordable phone sex rate. So, here’s your chance to treat yourself. Grab a cheap phone sex package and enjoy the gift that truly keeps on giving ;-)

purchase-phone-sex-package-for-christmasEveryone has a Christmas story and I have mine. Well, it’s a Christmas philosophy. When I was little I spent the year saving up for a great Christmas present for my parents. Many of you know I began working at the age of 13, and from that Christmas until now I always made a point of getting my parents something to remind them that I appreciate everything they do for me. As I have gotten older and ran this phone sex blog, I noticed that there is a segment of our society who give much more than they get and that’s my callers. American men and women do a lot for their families both immediate and extended, their friends, colleagues and neighbors. Rarely do they ever have time to do anything for themselves. So, here’s a tip: do something for yourself. Set aside a few dollars and a little time and do something for yourself AND don’t feel guilty about it afterwards. You deserve it.
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Packages are fun, but remember my everyday phone sex price is 80¢ per minute. It isn’t a special or a gimmick or a switch and bait trick. $12 for 15-minutes is my price. To call you must be at least 23 years old, have a credit/debit/credit card and dial this number, 1-888-669-6389. it’s doesn’t get any easier than this and believe me when I say it doesn’t get better than me. Talk to you soon!