Read Me First

Greetings and Salutations! My name is Cheryl and this is my quasi-personal, somewhat commercial, yet very informative phone sex site, Cheap Phone Sex. Here there are no hidden costs, no gimmicks, no spammy links, no circle jerks (except the good kind), and most importantly your information is never sold or shared with outside parties. The price is 80¢ per minute with a 15-minute minimum. That is ONLY 12 BUCKS. My prices are without question affordable, inexpensive and dare I say cheap rate. Peter from the highly reputable Jane’s Guide described my site best when he stated in a review, “Seems to be truth in advertising…” After perusing the site you will learn fairly quickly that Cheap Phone Sex is about (you guessed it) phone sex and features my favorite topic, me, well, my musings. For a quick summary of everything offered, jump over to what I call the ‘cheat sheet’ aka my FAQ or throw caution to the wind and call me, 1-888-669-6389.

My phone sex blog is updated daily. To continue and/or to chat with me, you must be at least 23. Oh, it’s free to look, but to talk with me or any of my operators you must ‘pay to play’. Even the exclusive free samples require proof of age via debit, credit or gift card. Still here? Let’s see you have my toll-free number, you know the age requirement, now all you need is a little taste …uh I mean my latest blog posts:


ObamaCares

Today, I signed up for a health insurance policy via healthcare.gov. I saved $150 before the tax credit. The savings are due to the fact that I no longer have to pay for maternity coverage. Which if you recall, I said years back was ridiculous. Notice I said I saved before the tax credit. With the tax credit I save in total roughly $250. It’s sick. I now pay more for cable (if I had it) than my fertile uterus. Woohoo! And, that’s why I took the walk of shame and voted for President Obama in 2012. He said he would pass this healthcare thingy, and I laughingly said if he did, I would vote for him. He did, I kept my promise and now he kept his.

To my fellow Republicans, I have this to say, fuck off. This isn’t about politics. This is about doing the right thing. I have never gone a day without an insurance card. Not everyone can say that. We have citizens in this country who only go to a doctor when there is an emergency. We can do better, we should do better and today we have.

Kiss Proof Lipstick?

Yesterday, I received a wonderful tip from a new caller. Ladies if you want to know if your lipstick is really “kiss proof”, no smear, no smudge …well you get the point, then you need to conduct this test within the privacy of your home. No, it isn’t the coffee cup test where you paint your lips your favorite color, sip a beverage and check to see if you left a lip print. Yawn. This is an adult entertainment site. Think naughtier. No, it’s not the kiss your lover on the cheek and see if you leave any trace of lipstick on his face. Think lower …lower …lower!

That’s right! If you want to know whether your lipstick is truly smear-proof, then you have to give it a workout that no amount of kissing or necking can do. You need to put some thrust into it. So, go ahead girls, take out your favorite brand of “kiss proof” lipstick, paint it on and find your lover. Tell him or her that you are conducting a test and you need their help. Then give that cock a big wet kiss. Go ahead. Kiss it!

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It’s called Cheap Phone Sex for a reason.
Only $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes.
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What is the Difference Between a Slut and a Whore?

The difference between a whore and a slut comes down to money. Slut is a word that first appeared in the 15th century. A person whether male or female was considered a slut or sluttish if s/he were dirty, unkempt or slovenly. Just a few years later the word was used exclusively to describe women. Today, it is a pejorative that references a woman of low character which is defined by her inability to discern proper judgement. In others words she will screw anybody.

Whore derives from a much older prehistoric word meaning dearest, cherished and well liked. It was always synonymous with the oldest profession. I suppose patrons really liked and admired their extra-curricular activities or perhaps they appreciated that their dalliances were something that had to be paid for in advance.

To review, you pay whores and you take advantage of sluts. Remember a slut lacks the ability to make decisions that are in her best interest.

You will notice that I never refer to a woman as a slut or a whore. I have seen women referred to these names on various “porn” sites and several phone sex sites, and I don’t begrudge a phone sex operator who chooses to market herself as such. However, I have found that “in real life” phone sex operators are neither. The women and shemales who answer these phones are real people who are very open-minded and sexually aware. Slut and whore are not the words I would use to describe myself or my girls, and I certainly wouldn’t use these words to describe any of the people who provide commercial phone sex. Now those motherfuckers in Congress …that’s different story ;-)
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Regular callers remember the package discount. New callers the price of a call is always 80¢ per minute with a 15-minute minimum. That’s 12 bucks! Why do think my site is called Cheap Phone Sex? It’s the price not the service. Talk to you soon. 1-888-669-6389.

Phone Sex Is NOT Cheating

Phone sex is nothing more than a masturbation tool much like a dildo or vibrator. It is a service that enhances the masturbation experience, and while most women prefer to masturbate alone an overwhelming majority of men seek companionship while abusing themselves, and that’s where phone sex comes into play.

The phone sex operator provides a personal service that involves both a high level of communication and professionalism. Never is there an expectation that the operator will meet the caller. Phone sex is completely virtual with a lot of giggling and flirting, but at the end of the day the caller goes back to his/her life. The session is merely a dalliance with happy results.

The question I would ask anyone’s wife is whether she believes she is cheating on her husband when using her vibrator. Of course not! If anything more women should follow their lover’s lead and call a phone sex service the next time they decide to abuse themselves.

Hmm …the idea that phone sex is a form of cheating is quite ridiculous. Though I wonder if many people are again confusing the art of phone sex with chat-lines. Now I would consider a chat/dateline cheating because the whole point of that service is to meet other people mainly for sex. With phone sex the operator is “only a phone call away”; however a chat line is a short drive to pussy. Plus most of the profiles found on a chatline are fake set-ups to escort services. Intent, proximity and the involvement of sex workers doesn’t bode well for those trying to maintain their vows/commitments.
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Note the term “abusing oneself” is a phrase the clergy uses in lieu of the word masturbation. So, anyone want to abuse themselves with me? Call 1-888-669-6389. It’s $12 for 15-minutes.

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