Schedule

My schedule is easy to remember. You may call anytime, however, the best times to reach me are I work, Monday through Saturday from 10AM until 10PM Eastern with the one exception – on Saturdays, as I observe the Sabbath, I promptly log off at 6PM. Keep in mind that I am not married, I do not have any children, and my friends are aware of my extracurricular activities. So, my time is my own and I opt to spend it reveling in my work and exploring my intimate self.

When you call my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389, you get me directly. There are no recordings. However, if I’m on the other line, at a club or something, you’ll get a message recorded in my voice letting you know when I plan to return.  I have one pet peeve and that is a guy who calls over and over and over again without listening to my message. Listen to the damn message and follow my instructions. Let’s see, the most interesting place I took a call? More like places… the driving range of a golf course in Rockville, the Library of Congress, Arlington Hospital and in my car parked outside a grocery store.

As I live within the Washington, DC metropolitan area, a region whose life blood are federal employees who dictate the availability of transportation, store hours and the wait times for every business from banks to restaurants, I make a point of never working during federal or religious holidays. Below is my 2014 Holiday Schedule:

Wednesday, January 1 New Year’s Day
Mary, Mother of God
Monday, January 20 Birthday of Martin Luther King, Jr.
Monday, February 17 Washington’s Birthday
Wednesday, March 5 Ash Wednesday
Sunday, April 13 Palm Sunday
Friday, April 18 Good Friday
Sunday, April 20 Easter
Monday, May 25 Memorial Day
Sunday, June 1 Ascension
Saturday, July 4 Independence Day
Friday, August 15 Assumption of Mary
Monday, September 7 Labor Day
Monday, October 12 Columbus Day
Saturday, November 1 All Saints Day
Wednesday, November 11 Veterans Day
Thursday, November 26 Thanksgiving (and the day after)
Monday, December 8 Immaculate Conception
Friday, December 25 Christmas (and the day after)
Last revised: April 18, 2014
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