If one more chicky sends me an e-mail asking whether or not I want to see her hot pussy, I’m going to scream. The thing that irks me is that I get about 300 or so e-mails every day from chicks pimping their wares. And they are sending their XXX advertising to my “regular” e-mail address. I mean the address I hand out to my parents and brother, my priest and my mainstream business acquaintances. So, tell me, does the name Cheryl scream send me “porn”?! Does Cheryl equate to carpet muncher? One word … targetting. To all the chickies of the world TARGET your advertising.
What’s even funnier is when I receive e-mails from competitors swearing that they may not be cheap but a call with them is worth the money. $3.99 per minute? $5.99? Puh-leeze! For those prices, you could get a handjob with money left over for a good dirty movie featuring an ATTRACTIVE woman who knows how to swallow. Moaners be damned.
I apologize for my ranting, but I am sick and tired of receiving e-mails from shady companies who can think of nothing better than to bombard netizens with spam. Ok, end of rant.
Gentlemen, as always I’m available all day to take your calls. Remember I check out at 3 AM EST. A girl has to get her beauty sleep you know 🙂