Have you ever heard the joke of the blind man who was sitting on the corner when another man passes with a basket of tuna? The blind guy says, “Good evening ladies.”
It’s an old joke and when you heard it for the first time as an adolescent you probably laughed your head off and shared it with all of your friends.
We’re all adults now and have for the most part have some sexual encounters under or belts. So, I’ll ask you, does pussy really smell like fish? If you said yes, then you have probably got a hold of some bad fish or some bad pussy or both.
A good seafood market doesn’t have a fishy smell. Instead, it has a sweet aromatic scent that lingers long after you have left the market. And, the same can be said for pussy. A nice clean cunt has a sweet scent that lingers in the room, on the bedsheets, on your fingers…everywhere.
So, the joke is half right: fresh fish and twat do smell alike. Just not fishy.
The phone is ringing.