I know. You do not have to tell me. I have been remiss in updating this phone sex site, Cheap Phone Sex. Well, let me tell you what happened. For years I have kept a ‘tickler’ of projects to complete some time in the future. Today, I crossed off the last item on my list and it is such a relief. Everything is done and the only thing I have to concentrate on now is the day-to-day things and you. Pretty nice, huh?
Earlier today I was reminded about how nice my life is. I know I have said this before but whenever I went out on a date the first question I asked was, “What do you do for a living?” The reason for the question is that I want to know what my date does for 40 hours a week. Here in the Washington DC metro area, the average person works 60-80 hours a week.
My thinking is that if you spend 60 hours a week doing something you hate, well, that has to weigh on you in one form or another.
I love what I do for a living for a number of reasons:
1. I work my phone sex business from the comfort of my home. So, I do not have to make the one hour commute both to and from work. That’s two hours in DC traffic!
2. To an extent, I set my own hours. Although I must admit that I, when I work, is really in your hands. That’s why I make myself available throughout the day. It is not the least bit of a burden because I get to talk about my favorite subject …ME (I’m half kidding.)
3. I never tire of talking about myself and I never can get enough sex talk. You guys are so naughty and well entertaining.
To summarize: I work from home, set my own hours and chat about my honeypot with naughty guys who are touching their moneymaker. I would have to be a complete idiot not to love what I do. And, babe, if there is one thing that I am not is an idiot.
Now with a clear head (year-long projects complete), all is right with the universe.
So what’s next? Well, I should probably go over some questions that I received via my feedback form. Obviously the names have been withheld.
Dear Cheap Phone Sex Goddess,
I am planning on calling you tonight. I just wanted to know if you squirt.
Yes, J. I do squirt but there is a trick to it. You will have to call to find out more.
Cheap Phone Sex Feedback – I just would like you to know how much fun it was talking with you, and you were great. Try a banana shake sometime, and keep flashing those truckers!
Hello, T! A banana shake is a great idea. I have not had a milkshake in forever. I am afraid it might cause me to shake but I’ve been super good so I’m due, don’t you think? And, truckers are my favorite. As long as they drive those big manly trucks I will keep flashing.
Give me free [phone sex] minutes.
What? No “Hello, Cheryl”, “How are you?”, “Dear Cheap Phone Sex Mistress,” ?! Just a grunt, “…free minutes…”. 80 cents a minute isn’t cheap enough, babe?
Dear Cheap Phone Sex Lady,
I was hoping to get a call this morning in which I could find someone willing to have me give myself a golden shower, as well as direct me in masturbation. Is this possible?
Welcome, D! At the top of the main page, there is a list of things that I do not talk about: blood, goats, and kids. Your particular erotic phone sex fantasy is perfectly fine.
Dear Luscious Phone Sex Babe with the Cheap Rates,
I had a call with you yesterday and I wanted to say thank you for the great time. I hope to be able to talk to you again really soon. And I’ll try not to be so quiet next time. Have a great evening.
My pleasure L. My goal is to have every guy reclaim his voice while cumming. Loud is plus.
Dear Cheap Phone Sex Tease,
Tried to call you Tuesday but your machines were still playing Monday’s message. I had just had some great sex with my wife the night before and had just finished working out so the old testosterone levels were off the chart. Hadn’t talked to you for quite some time and wanted to share the previous night’s experience with you.
I couldn’t get through so I called another service, what a mistake. I was looking for some intellectual stimulation to go along with my raging hard-on and all I got was some slurping and moaning.
Anyway, hope you are OK. I will try again tomorrow. For now, I am just checking out the Moveflix.com site, not bad. Well got some business to take care of if you know what I mean.
Let me know if you are off the air for a while.
Hey, B! I’m here. You know how much I love hearing about hot wife sex. See I am a family-oriented type business. I am sorry to hear about your experience with the other service. My hours are 6 AM until around 2 AM. I have been a little lax in updating my message but I promise to make a point of changing the message every day. You see I get up so early in the morning and when I turn on the phones in the morning there is already someone there! Horny and needing relief I start taking calls immediately and sometimes forget to turn off the night message.
I’ve never had a bad pizza or given a bad blow job but I have heard rumors of such things. Now bad phone sex? Tisk Tisk. Not here, baby! Tell me what you need and you’ll get it (within reason of course).
Dear Cheryl, Queen of Cheap Phone Sex,
I would love to buy a few packages from you. The problem is every time I call your 888 number I can never get in touch with you.
J, you can not reach me? That is no good. I’ll tell you what. You can always schedule a time to chat with me. A good time to call is between 6-10 AM and right before rush hour around 4ish. 8-10 PM is good too. Everyone is watching Survivor or CSI or something. Also, once you purchase a package you get a backdoor number. Which reminds me. If anyone has purchased a cheap phone sex package remind me to give you the new backdoor number.
Oh, you only need one phone sex package. The package consists of 10 15-minute calls or 150 minutes for $60.00.
Ok, I believe I have answered all of my phone sex questions for the week. If you have a question about my service or the site, Cheap Phone Sex, ask.
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