Who says the news is boring?
The government contractor ArmorGroup North America, a subsidiary of Wackenhut which is owned by G4S, guards the US Embassy in Kabul. Did anyone know that we had an embassy in Afghanistan? Well, it’s a $189M contract and the contractors doing the guarding have been a little bored. Apparently cards and board games were not enough. They came up with their own “games”.
The antics of these government contractors have been detailed in a complaint to the Project of Government Oversight (POGO). Besides the hazing and criminal treatment of subordinates, there was group fondling (don’t ask) and butt shots.
I have never heard of butt shots. So, I read the complaint in detail to get a better understanding. Do you put the vodka in the butt? If not, then how do you get the shot glass in the butt? Answer: the shot glass is placed in the ass crack, the vodka is then poured and someone drinks.
Now you know why I read government documents. Some much porn, so little time.
Oh, those dudes? Removed. So, if you are visiting the US Embassy in Afghanistan, no worries the guards are good ol’ American boys who like their shots without the taste of ass.
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