Chad Ochocinco has a new breakfast cereal called OchocincO’s and apparently a new side job as phone sex marketer. The latter was unintentional of course. See on the box is a request for a donation to Feed The Children (FTC). FTC is a worthy cause that my parents give to regularly until of course the founder, Larry Jones, was fired. Enough said on that point. The number printed on the box is a phone sex number. Whoever owns that number is going to make an additional $3-5K today easy. Lucky bastard.
Why does this never happen to me? Phone sex addicts never call me. My phone sex numbers (and I have many) are never “accidentally” printed anywhere except a women’s jewelry catalog and somewhere in Texas for people with traumatic head injury. Today I am going to pray to the phone sex gods. Pray with me. Oh Phone Sex Guru, please have one of Cheryl’s phone sex affiliate numbers (because I do not want to pay for the telephone bill) “accidentally” printed on the cover of Playboy, Penthouse or Hustler. She would prefer though an “accidental” printing on anything for the 2012 Republican National Convention. Word on the street is that my fellows Republicans have fatter wallets than Democrats. Cheryl would be thankful of an “accidental” printing at any major men’s sporting event or just slap her number on the ESPN scroll. Thank you.
Is there a full moon? The crazies are out today. Take a quick peek at the top of my main page. I do not do calls about children, animals, body fluids, death fantasies or racial slurs and yes that includes anti-semitic statements. Like I said nutters (and not the good kind). To talk with me, call 1-888-669-6389. The price is always $12 for 15-minutes. It is the reason this phone sex site is called Cheap Phone Sex.