This weekend I found myself at the dentist’s office. I know. Dentists don’t work on Saturdays. At least that’s what I thought. Normally I pride myself on being able to avoid difficult situations like DC traffic and being in a waiting room with a bunch of crazies.
Oh, the horror.
My dentist is wonderful. I chose him because he is the best in the country and specializes in difficult patients. I am not difficult I simply have a fear of dentists. Well, not dentists, but their drills. And thanks to Lifetime TV I now have a fear of going under and the dentist “having his way with me”.
Like an idiot I agreed to an 8:30AM consultation on June 5th, thinking the 5th was a Friday. Wrong. On Saturday the waiting room was filled with mothers and their children. Screaming children. Good thing I brought my earplugs. Did I mention when shopping and waiting in line for anything I smile, nod my head occasionally and wear earplugs?
While I was quite literally in my own world, I looked up and what did I see? Medical files being thrown around. The looks on the faces around me were priceless. By the time I removed my earplugs I only heard half of the argument, but this is what happened: one of the other dentists wife is the office manager and she was off. She came into the office to confront her husband’s mistress, one of the dental technicians.
Oh, they talked so dirty. I think the XXX rated talk is what made all the mothers leave with their kids.
Apparently the other dentist likes to get his dick sucked and the wife doesn’t do that. The mistress is a cock sucker and got a diamond bracelet for her oral efforts. You guys know me. I took notes. Real stuff is so good on a phone sex call.
By the time the screaming stopped and the sex talk ended there was only me and an elderly lady left in the waiting room. I guess she is like me. She’s heard it all too.
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