Well, if you aren’t going to anything to bring in the New Year, the least you can do is have a sexually desirable pal handy. So you single guys and gals need to pull out your little black book and start making arrangements. Married people get rid of potential distractions and drop the kids off at some lucky relatives’ house. Now you can truly ‘do nothing’ and should the mood hit you, have a nice warm body nearby for “practice”. Practice does make perfect.
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