I got a call from Jeff today. He was concerned because no one had seen hide nor hair of me for the past two weeks. I told him that things get very cRaZy towards year-end. Everyone wants to cram 12 months worth of work into a matter of days. Jeff knows my weakness – the harder I work the hornier I get – before I knew it I was moaning over the phone in complete ecstasy. Aren’t friends great? They know just what you want when you want it.