This morning was the first time I ever watched the news and got turned on. Earlier today as I was getting ready for my daily walk I caught a glimpse of BBC World News. It never ceases to amaze me how different foreign news programs are from our homegrown stuff. There was a segment on the leader of Libya, Colonel Muammar Gaddafi (or Gadafi, Gadafy, Gadaffi, Ghadaffy Gadhafi, Ghaddafi, Ghaddafy, Gheddafi, Kadafi, Kaddafi, Kazzafi, Khaddafi, Khaddaffy, Qadafi, Qaddafi, Qadhdhafi, Qadhdhaafiy, Qathafi, Q’udafi, Qadhafi, and my favorite Moammar El-Gadhafi). Don’t ask me why there are 21 different ways to spell the man’s name, but you know me I like to be thorough.
So the world’s new darling, Brother Guide (nickname among the Libyans) is in Brussels promoting peace. So how does a former bad guy travel? Well, he brought his tent, his favorite milking goat (again if you are into to animal sex call 1-866-327-6225 I don’t do that) and 15 female bodyguards. That’s what caught my attention.
I don’t know much about Libya. I know that Islam is the main religion and over the past two decades there was some stockpiling of chemical (maybe biological weapons). So I’m thinking that this is not a place that has hot female bodyguards right? Wrong! These female security guards are young, obviously, fit and from what I could see well endowed. The BBC showed a clip of the busty female bodyguards running to “catch up with the Libyan leader”. So I got to see them (their breasts) bounce up and down. Very hot. Kind of makes you want to visit Libya, huh?
The thing I don’t understand is the uniforms which are tight-fitting. What confuses me is the color. Blue camouflage? What does that protect you from besides guys with red-blue colorblindness? I would suggest going all black. Black says “I bad. Don’t mess with me.” And if you are going to have something tight-fitting it might as well be leather. Leather is a form of protective clothing. So big titty female bodyguards and black leather paramilitary suits it is! Colonel Gaddafi will be well protected (who is going to what to disrupt that image, right) and will probably be able to negotiate whatever he wants 9 times out of 10 (the other politicians will be so happily distracted).
How said current events wasn’t interesting?
That’s it for me. I better go and answer this call.
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