I had my favorite Google dream. It’s the one where every search no matter the topic list my site, Cheap Phone Sex, first. So, your searching for work gloves and BAM! Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl is the first listing. Think of the possibilities. I could potentially bring world peace, end hunger and finally find the true meaning of life. How, you ask? Well, whenever anyone hops on my phone sex page, stress oozes off their body. No that is not a euphemism for a porn term. Ask any of my callers. I am a de-stressor. When you have less stress, there just isn’t any time for war. Also, I make people happy and not just because of my cheap phone sex rates. It’s my personality. People and guys in particular are happier around me.
Less stress, more happiness and I am good for your health. I should run for President. Next year I will be legally old enough to run. Watch out 2012!
Well, Google has a webmaster forum where experts in the field along with I believe Google employees answer your questions. I had mine submitted a few minutes ago. So, I feel a thousand percent better about the situation. This bit in the posting guidelines threw me for a minute:
“Nudity and sexually explicit material. We don’t allow nudity or sexually explicit material. We also don’t allow content that drives traffic to commercial pornography sites.”
I seem to recall waxing on about how sites of a mature nature could not join in the search engine discussion because adult sites could not be posted on the forums. Still true today, and I don’t blame them. Those porn guys are shady. You do know that phone sex is not porn, right?
Anyhow I will let you know what happened. In the meantime it’s back to the grind. Wrong use of the word. What I mean to say is that I am up and taking calls. Talk to you soon.