One of my regular phone sex callers contacted me after reading my blog and asked what was the matter. He said I seemed angry. I assured me that I wasn’t. It’s just that I have gotten a flood of new callers and they haven’t been properly trained. Yes, trained!
It’s like when a guy calls for a domination session. I ask his level of experience and he does the resume thing (exaggerate) and says he has plenty. Early in the conversation, it’s clear that he doesn’t. Whatever domme (paid or otherwise) was clearly either fucking around with him or … the point is he’s broken and needs to be re-taught or properly trained. Let’s just say I have never had a mistress complaining about my techniques when she picks up my seconds, but I digress.
Apparently, these new phone sex callers haven’t been properly trained. Did I not spend the first half of August going over how things work? Well, last month I figured out what was driving me crazy. Guys are calling Cheap Phone Sex thinking they are at a bar or something.
Look save your pick up lines for when you are out and about town. Phone sex is a sure thing. You don’t need any pick-up lines except for one: it starts with the number 4 or 5 and is 16 digits long, 15 if it starts with a 3. Your credit card! Got one? You’re in, baby!
So, just relax and enjoy. I’ve got you covered.
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