Internet dating is a platform for ugly people (ugly acting people) to act like jerks. For the past few months, I have been toying with the idea of purchasing an online dating company. Personals sites are the fastest growing area on the web. A few years ago meeting someone online was a big joke, but now more and more people are meeting lovers and future spouses via the world wide web. Who knew?
Well, I have a few companies on my shortlist and when purchasing an entertainment company especially an adult entertainment company one has to get the full customer experience. I signed up as a woman seeking a man. By the way, isn’t much of a stretch as I am looking. If you know any single guys – never married, no children and doesn’t mind being involved with a pornographer – let me know!
I filled out the questionnaire and my personal ad was live. The first month I decided not to publish my picture. I got several responses and met a number of guys. No one was quite what was described in the personal ad. They were older, shorter, bigger …blah…blah…blah. The following month I included my picture. Oh man! There were so many responses that I had to pull the picture and edit my ad. You see there were too many responses. A lot of guys who did not fit my ‘request list’ responded and that was a little annoying. But if you never try, you’ll never know right? And I can’t blame them for trying. After all, I am a great catch. I wonder though how many would have responded if they knew I was a smut monger.
My experience was very nice and cordial. I didn’t meet Mr. Right but I did have fun and achieved my goal of finding out more about the online dating game. I believe I am in a better position to run such a program. That’s when one of my lawyers asked about the caliber of women. I’m not a lesbo and didn’t want to deceive anyone so he became the guinea pig.
Personally, I think the caliber of men on a particular personal site is more important than women because good women will be attracted to the site. Take, for example, Great Boyfriends. Smart, sexy, serious women flock to that site because the men featured rock.
Anyhow my lawyer friend set up a personals ad and he immediately got a billion responses. He met a few ladies and the lies were just outrageous. One woman said she was 5’6” and weighed 120 pounds. Well, she was half right. She was 5’6” but she must have weighed 120 when she was 18 but she was a good 300 pounds when he met her. Some women were married. One lady was a certified nympho who met guys through the personals for one-night stands. The worst was a she-male who swore that “she” was born a woman. Not sure if it was this lifetime or on some parallel plane. It was bad – really bad.
So what I got out of this exercise is that men and women lie and women are much better liars. There are some good folks out there and if you are looking you just have to use your head instead of your heart or “other” sensitive areas of your body.
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