Since the election I received phone sex calls from everyone asking if anything has changed in our nation’s capitol. Believe it or not there is something in the air. Despite the economy and our wars, people seem to be happier. Just the other day I saw a big, scary looking guy skipping in the parking lot.
President Elect Obama has even been swore in yet.
Now here’s the weird thing. The Washington, DC metropolitan area has its neighborhoods. There is a place for diplomats, Pentagon workers, spooks i.e. CIA, FBI, NSA, press and Hill workers. Now I live in a rather trendy, upscale neighborhood with plenty of guns …I mean spooks. The election was on Tuesday and before the weekend was over half of my neighbors moved out. They were the Hill workers. But that isn’t the weird part. The next weekend all of their homes were filled with other Hill workers.
I am surrounded by Democrats!
They must have moved in while I was breathing in the air or something because all of my former Bush Administration neighbors are gone and now I have incredibly happy Obama supporters everywhere. Now I’m not complaining fortunately my next door neighbors are spooks that are hard of hearing so I can continue to be as loud as I want to be during my cheap phone sex session with you. Speaking of which when was the last time you called me?
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Oh, the phone is ringing. Yippee! It’s time to make someone happy.
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