I started an hour later today. I needed to find a notary to notarize my credit card affidavit. No such luck. Once upon a time one could go to a bank or insurance agency and get a notary. Not anymore! To have the privilege of a $5 service I have to have an account with the provider.
So here I am in the middle of rush hour racking my brains trying to find a notary. Bank? No, I don’t have a bank account within 500 miles of here. Post Office? No. Law office? Maybe. So I drove around the parkway and made it back home. Fired up the computer and behold! They have mobile notaries. For a fee, a notary will come to your office or home and notarize your paperwork. Damn! Is there anything that you can’t find on the internet and have delivered? Well, me. Oh, you can have me but only over the telephone.
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