I don’t know if they still have them around – man dolls that sit in the car with your wife or girlfriend. The idea was that no one would bother her because there was a “man” in the car. So, what happened to the man doll when you female loved one got home? More than likely something sensible.
But let’s imagine that you are out of town, your girlfriend is kinky and she has a strap-on. Come on! Don’t tell me you haven’t thought about it – even a little?