Ok, guys, I have a ton and half of questions that must be answered – today.
From M-
Dear Cheap Phone Sex Mistress,
Was just wondering if you’d be willing dominate me? Dress me in silky pink panties and turn me into the pathetic little panty slut, sissy, dildo sucking whore that I am.
If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me to trick them out as the twisted panty ladyboy that they are I would have a bunch of nickels. [Jiggling change] First off sissy whores wear black or red panties, sniffers wear the pretty pink panties and the teasers wear white. Anyhow, I think I may be able to turn you out. Call my phone sex number, 1-888-669-6389.
From J-
Dear Cheap Phone Sex Fetish Queen,
I want to tickle a woman’s feet until she can’t stand it anymore and is begging me to stop.
Hmmm …sounds interesting. One question: what are you using to tickle her feet?
From H-
Dear Cheap Phone Lady Who Makes Fantasies Come True,
I want an Arab girl.
Who doesn’t? I am assuming you know the difference between an Arab woman and a Persian woman. Well, I’m neither but I do have a phone sex number you can call to chat with a lovely woman from the Middle East. Dial this toll-free number, 1-866-600-2661. Tell the hostess exactly what you are looking for and she will make it happen.
From D-
Dear Cheryl,
I’ve called quite a few times from my house. I’ve tried via my cell phone a couple of times but never got through. Will you accept my calls from my cell phone?
Yes. I do not block calls cell phone calls. Years ago other phone sex services would and still do. While other phone sex women will only accept calls made from your home phone. Not at Cheap Phone Sex. You may call me from any phone including overseas military installations and I will talk to you.
Well, any phone except a payphone. Who would have phone sex from a payphone? That would be akin to surfing porn at the library.
From M-
Dear Cheap Phone Sex Fun Girl,
Just looking for some fun.
Well, phone sex is a great way to have fun. The conversation is uncensored and for $12 though I am completely biased it’s the cheapest fun within the adult entertainment establishment.
From R-
Dear Cheap Phone Sex Woman,
I need free phone lines so that I can try it out first.
Now if I had a nickel …There is no such thing as free phone sex – period, exclamation point and a middle finger to boot. However, you may try this service: Free Phone Sex. If you are completely new, you can get 3-5 free minutes and “try it out”. Also, they are running this special where you get 10 minutes for $1.99.
Obviously, these prices are to get you to try the service and free minutes or 10 minutes for $1.99 is a good thing. The company is reputable and the operators are rated by previous callers. It’s a good deal. Overall not as affordable as Cheap Phone Sex but good nonetheless which is why I am recommending the company.
From H-
Dear Cheap Phone Sex Guru,
Hi, I am trying to reach you. What’s the best time for the call…
Well, I have gone back to 24-hour availability. I know it sounds a bit odd to be available all the time, but with the exception of the wee wee hours of the morning, I am available just about any hour of the day. I will explain why that is in just a moment. First to answer your question directly – best times. Early morning hours are great. Between 8 and 10 PM when everyone is watching CSI or whatever is hot at the moment. Hint: tivo people! And right around 1:30 in the morning. That and early afternoons before the lunch rush are good. Just try to think of times when everyone else is busy and call me then. For example dinnertime, on Thanksgiving or Christmas morning you will probably get me on the first ring. [Me being cheeky]
I went back to 24-hour availability because I just moved into this place and it is going to take me at least a year to decorate it. And as many of you know, I am really anal. I am a decorator’s nightmare. I would put Martha Stewart to shame. I need help. Fortunately, you guys are here to get my mind off my new obsession – decorating this house.
From S-
Dear Cheap Phone Sex Maven,
Cheryl, I am just wondering if you ever enjoy pleasing yourself as well as your clients during conversations. What I would really enjoy would be bringing you to orgasm with me. Also, have you ever exchanged email addresses or even met any of your phone clients? Thanks in advance for the information and I am planning on calling you soon. You are an incredible woman, Cheryl!
I do enjoy pleasing myself very much and as some of my callers will tell you sometimes I get a little carried away and leave them behind. Not to worry I make up for it later, right guys? Before I opened Cheap Phone Sex I was incredibly shy, especially about my good spot. Great relationships both on and off the phone helped overcome that little hurdle. As for exchanging e-mails, I don’t do that. However, if you are stationed overseas I will send you care packages during your tour. And, I have never met a client.
Thank you for the kind words and I hope to chat with you soon.
From D-
Dear Cheryl, Mistress of Cheap Phone Sex,
Just sent 1 message, was just going to tell you that I am interested in a 20-25 minute call, not just the 15. Also, am hoping you have a wonderful imagination and making me give myself a golden shower will not be a problem?
Golden showers are no problem. Would say more but the thought police are in force.
From M-
Dear Masturbation Goddess,
Hi there…I’ve been browsing your site, and I have to say, I am certainly intrigued. I definitely love the pricing, but I have to ask, are you into guided masturbation or anything similar? Thank you. I hope to hear from you soon.
Guided masturbation is very sexy especially on a hot day with ice. I can be either – the guide or the guide. Just call me.
Well, guys, I thought I would answer all of the questions I have on my tickler but there is around another 50 or so to answer. So, I’ll continue this tomorrow. Deal?
In the meantime, you know what to do.
Who? Cheryl
What? Cheap Phone Sex
When? Anytime
Why? Because you need to hear a sexy female voice
Where? 1-888-669-6389