Listen up Cheap Phone Sex fans. My toll-free number is 1-888-669-6389. You may call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. There is always someone around for a phone sex session. However, I take my first call after 10 AM ET and my last call at 5:45 PM ET. I am mentioning this because last night I received a very odd call.
While I was enjoying some much-needed beauty sleep a guy called around 1:36 AM. You are probably thinking that I have some back-up for when I am not taking phone sex calls. I do. The guy called, got the message that I am only available from 10 AM until 6 PM and was connected to a dispatcher who was supposed to hook him up with one of the available phone sex girls. Only when he spoke to my sexy, sexy hostess he “convinced” her that he had scheduled a free phone sex call with me for 1:30 AM. They went back and forth until my secretary called the “bat phone”. You guys heard me talk of my bat phone, right? No, it’s not a sexual thing. It’s a phone that I answer no matter what I am doing including sleeping. As I was sleeping, I answered the phone as follows: If you aren’t my mother, father or lawyer, something better be on fire or the country has been invaded otherwise you are fired.
My dispatcher/hostess/secretary is a very clever girl. She said 2 words. The guy’s first and last name. You see this motherfucker has a dirty habit of calling phone sex companies after-hours and “convincing” noob dispatchers that he talked to the owner earlier and he’s supposed to get a free call. He had a desire to chat with me not knowing that I am the Head Bitch In Charge (HBIC). By the time I finished with him he had soiled himself …twice. And no it wasn’t the good kind.
Never joke with me about money, never fuck with my girls and never …never wake me up. He hit the trifecta.
I get a lot of strange calls. Someone calls me every day at 6:30 AM to say, “I love you.” There’s my phantom admirer who calls around midnight leaving for a message the sound of him masturbating his well-lubed dick. These guys are admirers. Mr. Free Call was a charlatan and a wanker. And you know what I think of wankers. He won’t be calling back. I doubt he’ll ever call a phone sex service again.
That’s the phone!
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