Last night I went to Mass. I alternate between Saturday night Mass and Sunday morning Mass. The neat thing about Saturday night Mass is that it’s packed with older women – grandma types – who want to hook me up with either their “favorite nephew” or “nice man they know”. I think it’s sort of cute when weeks later suddenly a new face shows up to the services wearing his best suit with no dinner plans for the night. If I’m not careful, one of these ladies will have me hooked up in no time.
I can just imagine the look on their faces when they find out that I’m in the adult entertainment business. Sorta puts a smile on your face, huh? Dirty little secrets that’s what I’m all about. Well look at the time, stick a fork in me, I’m done. I’m going to meet some friends downtown for a night of international mystery movies. But, don’t worry, I’ll be around later tonight to tuck someone into bed.