Kerry conceded and so it’s official George W. Bush has been elected to a second term.
Congratulations, Mr. President! These next four years should prove to be very … interesting.
I’m not sure if it’s appropriate to say this now but while I have your attention, Mr. President, I have one tiny little request. Could you leave me the fuck alone? I know that you are busy with our wars, the fight against terrorism and a bunch of other stuff my pretty little head really doesn’t understand so I’ll state my case in your war against pornography.
First off I don’t believe phone sex is pornography. Phone sex is adult entertainment and good clean fun where very smart men and women role-play their sexual fantasies. What kind of fantasies, you ask? Well, nothing illegal of course. I never talk about blood, goats or kids. I do talk about past and possible future naughty acts. I give advice about how to have more fun when engaging in sex and help women with their body image and give some tips on how to use their sex toys.
So you see Mr. President I am a good girl with a creative mind. I want everyone to be happy and sexually fulfilled whether that’s with their spouses or alone with their toys (hands included).
Did I mention that I am a registered Republican?
Well thank you for your time. Love the blue ties. Later.
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