For some very odd reason, my phone sex number is not working. The bill has been paid so that’s not the problem. However, a pre-recorded message comes up saying the call can not be completed. And since my toll-free provider is not open until 8 AM Monday morning AND they do not have an emergency after-hour service, I’m going to take the rest of today and tomorrow off and probably Monday morning. Because it’s going to take me about 4 hours to explain what an inconvenience this is and renegotiate my contracts.