When I first heard the story of the “missing” Governor Sanford, I thought he was with his mistress. I could not have imagined that he left the country to spend Father’s Day weekend with his Argentine sex partner. Really? There are 300 million Americans half of which are female and roughly 60% of legal age and Governor Sanford had to go strange shopping in Argentina. By the way, Governor Sanford is 49 years old and has four sons. Now if I did not talk to my dad on Father’s Day I would be heartbroken. Plus my dad would guilt-trip me about missing Father’s Day until his birthday or Christmas or both.
Now the powers that be are doing damage control. So you can not believe anything coming out of Governor Sanford’s mouth or his staff or his family or anyone connected with him. Here are the facts (1) the South Carolina newspaper, The State, knew about the affair aka sexual trysts since December; (2) that date strangely corresponds to the time the wife, Jenny Sanford millionaire heiress of Skil power tools, found out about the affair; (3) The first lady of South Carolina kicked Governor Mark Sanford out the house two weeks ago; (4) Governor Sanford lied to his staff and said that he was going on a hike in the Appalachia Mountains; (5) Instead Governor Sanford ditched his sons Father’s Day weekend and hopped a plane to Buenos Aires to spend time “crying in Argentina”; (6) a newspaper journalist for The State was in Argentina at the time verifying the affair and identity of the mistress; (7) a newswoman got a hot tip that Governor Sanford was arriving in Atlanta after spending time in Argentina and believe it or not Mark Sanford gave her an interview.
Sometime between that interview and the press conference, Governor Sanford must have realized that the jig was up.
The hypocrisy is obvious. Governor Sanford like most politicians ran on a campaign of being a “family man”. Governor Sanford has a gorgeous wife who is as graceful as she is brilliant and he has been blessed with four healthy well-adjusted sons. While Sanford has until recently been fortunate in his personal life, he has been plagued by state members of his own party. And this little situation will more than likely be the end of his tenure as South Carolina’s governor.
In my opinion, the affair is not the issue. At issue here is the fact that the number one executive for the state of South Carolina was AWOL for a week and no one knew. One’s personal issues (that are self-inflicted by choice) should not overshadow the oath of office or for that matter your responsibilities.
Ok, that was me being serious. This is my devious side. I believe that Senator Ensign’s former BFFs, the Hamptons, have pictures or video of something. That’s a theory. We know that Governor Sanford confessed yesterday because the newspaper was going to publish today the e-mails between him and his sex partner, “Maria”.
Here’s the thing. If you are having an affair, don’t send an e-mail because e-mails are like diamonds they are forever.
That’s the phone. Talk to you soon.
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