I have an announcement to make. Starting today I began a new sleep schedule. Now my friends who read this blog are probably rolling their eyes, but for years I have toyed with the idea of the ultimate sleep schedule. You name it, your wonderful phone sex goddess, Cheryl, has tried. Go ahead. Sleep anywhere from 2 hours up to 9 hours. Done it. Split the hours up in 2, 3, or 4-hour increments. Done it. Cat naps, Power naps. Been there and freaking done that.
Well, last year I found the perfect sleep schedule for me. The “for me” is the most important part of that sentence. Are you ready? My perfect sleep schedule is in bed by midnight and wake up when my body tells me. No alarms. Oh, I did that for about 8 months and it has been heaven. Did I forget to mention the afternoon nap? I highly suggest that everyone follow Benjamin Franklin’s advice: early bed, early to rise.
If my sleep schedule is so awesome, why am I tinkering with it? Do any of you have a bucket list? I have always wanted to do the uberman schedule. I tried it a few years back and let’s just say if I don’t get enough sleep I become a complete bitch. So, not wanting to offend my non-submissive phone sex callers, I trashed the idea BUT then something happened.
My cat became extremely ill. I had to stay up with her throughout the night and give her fluids every so many hours. After a week I thought I would be completely wiped but I wasn’t it. Every 3-4 hours I took a 30-minute nap and was completely refreshed and not bitchy. Well, not any more bitchy than I usually am.
So, I thought, why the hell not?
The uberman sleep schedule is a term describing polyphasic sleep meaning you sleep several times within a 24-hour period. Normally you sleep or nap 20-30 minutes every 4 to 6 hours depending on the schedule you chose to deploy. I think what made me bitchy was the whole keeping time thing. Obviously, I do not have an issue keeping time when it comes to phone sex calls but the idea of having to take a nap at a certain hour every day really annoyed me.
My workaround was simple: take a nap when I am sleepy. Duh.
What the frack does this have to do with you and this phone sex site? Simple. For the first time in a very long time, I will be available to take calls 24-hours a day. Well, obviously I will not be able to take a phone sex call while I am sleeping.
I think I am going to try this for about six months meaning now through the end of the summer. I think this is going to be a lot of fun. Are you game?
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