I do not care how you vote as long as you vote. As many of you know, every election day I volunteer as a poll worker. Yes, I may very well be the youngest poll worker in America as most of the volunteers are older than my parents.
Today I got up at o’dark thirty and headed to my local precinct. I put up instructions around the school, set out chairs for the elderly and disabled then I made a Krispy Kreme run. I understand Krispy Kreme is not nationwide. So for those of you who don’t know. Krispy Kreme is a doughnut shop. They make these delicious doughnuts that if I didn’t know better would swear are laced with something that makes you want to eat more doughnuts. With coffee, hot cocoa and doughnuts in hand, I plied the other volunteers with plenty of sugar and caffeine. Part of my evil plan you see. My cohorts are so hopped up on sugar that they are so damn friendly and helpful when the first voters arrive that there is little for me to do. By late morning the sugar and caffeine wear off and that’s when I jump in. Hmmm …oddly around the time of the shift change.
OK, so when you call today, don’t mention any of the polls. I am against polls. And don’t tell me about the baseball game. I am one game behind and haven’t seen it yet.
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