What happens when Johnny (House Republicans) can’t read, doesn’t know how a bill becomes a law and insists that he’s right when he isn’t? He gets fucked. Hard. Not the good kind.
As you guys know I am a die-hard Republican. Or at least I was. You see a funny thing happened on the way to 2011. Wack-a-doodles took over my party. Oh, there are all kinds of nuts especially in Washington, DC. These nutters (again not the good kind) insisted that every one tow the line, STFU and did I mention toe the line? These same Teabaggers (yeah I went there) insisted that any “good republican” who didn’t sign the pledge and wouldn’t toe the line was a RINO (Republican in name only).
Recall in 1961 Ronald Reagan was a Democrat. In 1962 when he switched to the Republican Party he said: “I didn’t leave the Democratic Party. The party left me.” What a difference the half-century mark makes.
While “real Americans” were labeling RINOs and kicking out of the party Republicans who can read with comprehension, understand how the Constitution works and can separate the pepper from the fly shit, the so-called RINOs said when you need us – you know to read a bill, put what’s going on in historical context, write a check – we won’t be there. And we weren’t.
Who won the debt ceiling debate? President Obama. How do I know? The day after the debt ceiling debacle Fox News was talking about birth control. Birth control! And Rush (the real and only leader of the Republican Party who can read) was talking about the shitstorm republicans will face on January 1, 2013.
Here’s what happened: December 31, 2012, the Bush tax cuts will expire and if the republicans want to extend those tax cuts they will have to cut spending. Those spending cuts can not include Social Security, Medicaid, civilian and military retirement, unemployment insurance or Medicare cuts on the individual side. The cuts will have to come from someplace else AND must be a 50/50 ratio with DoD.
OMG! The liberals must be dancing in the street. FDR and LBJ’s programs can never be cut (do you have any idea how long never is?) and defense spending must be cut? So we have a choice, we can either cut defense or raise taxes. Didn’t I tell you President Obama is a badass?
Who do we have to blame for this? Those non-reading, couldn’t find a clause in the Constitution if it bit them on the ass ideologues. See this is what happens when the D-students who couldn’t get into junior college play chess with an Ivy League-educated professor who taught constitutional law: you get your ass handed to you.
So keep doing “research”, keep spending your talking points and take out your checkbooks because now the lobbyists are in charge and you are going to need a good one because if you get any federal dollars in your district or state and those monies are not in Social Security, Medicaid, civilian/military retirement or Medicare (non-provider side) you are sooooo fucked.
I don’t know about you but I am going to dust off my chessboard.
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