One of the trending topics on Twitter today is “when I was little”. Normally I do not speak much about being little especially on a phone sex site because that is code for willing to talk about underage sex. Something I do not do. Ever. I tweeted about my fear of the Boogie Man, love of pop-tarts and wanting to stay up past 9PM.
Now that I think about it, I thought the Boogie Man was the Booger Man. That he was made up of boogers and if he touched me then I too would become a pile of boogers. It was more or less the story of King Midas without the gold.
Remember when you were little? The only thing I had to worry about was school and listening to my parents. The most difficult part of school was lunch time. I was afraid I would drop something and all the kids in the lunchroom would laugh at me or the cafeteria was serving something that would make me sick I would lose it and all the kids would laugh at me. My peers laughing at me was a big fear. Then I got boobs, and the rest is history.
Listening to my parents was the tough part mainly because they are always talking. I do not believe they understood then that I did not get any of their jokes or references to things that happened before I was born. Today I am the one who is always talking. I remind them to take their pills, get to bed on time and follow their doctors’ instructions.
Is this the circle of life?
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