Guys, I was in the middle of a long news fast. A news fast happens when I stop watching the “news”. No television. No radio. No newspapers. No political websites. Nothing. Oddly when I take a news fast newsworthy things happen. A few years back during my news fast we found Saddam Hussein. A couple of months ago we took out bin Laden. Now? Sex scandals galore. I broke my fast to give my two cents about John Edwards. I haven’t said much about Arnold Schwarzenegger. I was waiting for the housekeeper turned mistress to come forward. Someone tells me she has. That will make an interesting read at the beach. And then there is Anthony Weiner.
I watch dirty movies for one primary reason. Sure it’s fun to watch and gets the juices flowing creative and otherwise, but there is only one reason I watch. I don’t smoke, drink and I have never taken a drug in my life. I can safely say that I am sober 24 hours a day BUT you never know. Someone could have secretly taped me. I could have inadvertently sent my risque pictures to someone without knowing …and they didn’t tell. You know once I sent an entire box of adult films to my soldiers in Afghanistan? It was a mistake. I had a box of full seasons of I Love Lucy, MASH, Seinfeld, etc and while I was mindlessly taping up boxes and filing out mailing forms I mailed them some dirty movies. These things do happen.
So, I watch for obvious reasons and as a check to make certain my pussy isn’t on film.
I think I was getting my hair done and I heard a news clip of someone asking Congressman Weiner if that was his picture of his “junk”. Anthony Weiner’s response was he didn’t know. It was at that point that I knew he was lying. Who doesn’t recognize their own private parts? A woman may not because well most women rarely masturbate or truly look at their vagina. But a guy? You guys see your dick every time you pee which is less often than when you masturbate. You see your dicks so often that no matter what it is wearing e.g., underwear, pants or a sock puppet you will recognize your dick no matter how grainy the photo. So in my very humble opinion, I believed Anthony Weiner was full of it and later at a press conference he stated just that. That photo of his “junk” in gray or charcoal underwear was indeed him. End of story right?
A couple of weeks ago just a few days after launching their twitter account a CIA person accidentally sent what was meant to be a private message onto the CIA’s public twitter page. The message was quickly deleted and the person who made the mistake no longer has access to the CIA’s official Twitter account. Anthony Weiner did the same thing. He accidentally sent a private message to everyone who follows him on his twitter account. When it was noticed instead of telling the truth he lied and (this is the worst part) blamed someone else – an unnamed hacker.
Now Congressman Anthony Weiner could have said that it was a private message, apologize for the mishap and we would have thought that he and his new bride were some freaky newlyweds. If I were his PR guy, that’s what I would have advised. The ladies he normally texted explicit photos to would have kept their mouths shut thinking “awww he sends both me and his wife dirty photos …I am special”. He didn’t do that. The story refused to die and even gained traction because Weiner forgot the first rule of every pimp – keep your bitches in line. Nothing makes a bitch angrier than when she figures out she isn’t the only one e.g. Tiger Woods.
Now we find that Congressman Anthony Weiner is a dirty, dirty man with a thing for exhibitionism. He used his official twitter account (mistake number 1) to send explicit photos of himself. As any phone sex operator knows, you do not send nude or semi-nude pictures of yourself without first ascertaining the age of the recipient (mistake number 2). Within his “private” messages is in contact with a 17-year old girl (mistake number 3). Now did he send explicit photos to her and was she one of the ladies he sexted. Anthony Weiner says no, but then again he said he didn’t recognize his “junk” and swore his Twitter account was hacked until he held a press conference and …well you get the point. Anthony Weiner has no credibility.
Anthony Weiner represents some district in New York. He is their headache. If they want to keep him in office or even re-elect him, you won’t hear a peep out of me. You don’t see me chastising the people who keep electing Michelle Bachman, do you? There is only one thing …ok two things that will get me to reverse myself – acts of treason and endangering a minor. Anthony Weiner took a leave of absence when the contact with the 17-year old girl came to light. If he was at all inappropriate Congressman Anthony Weiner should resign, don’t you think?
Yesterday Ginger Lee (check out her videos e.g. Young as They Cum #20, Doctor Do Me 2, Stuffin Young Muffins 5, and my personal fav Hustler’s Special Edition Cum Shot Collection) stepped forward regarding her contact with Congressmen Anthony Weiner. This …this is why I don’t do email or text. When you are in the adult entertainment business the conversation (on his part) always turns to something naughty and we get paid for that. Speaking of which …
Well, before I give my contact information, let me just say that porn stars talk. Their goal is to sell DVDs. Ginger Lee is about to make a butt load (oh that reminds me she is also in T&A Buffet) of money. Phone sex operators make their money by keeping their mouths shut. Our customers pay for their privacy. So, Congressman Weiner, you should have sexted phone sex operators. Our lips are sealed. And on that note …
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UPDATED: 6 hours after I published this Anthony Weiner resigned. The hecklers asked a very important question: Are you bigger than 7 inches? Thank you, Anthony Weiner, for resigning and proving that not only Republicans are involved in sex scandals. Now how is that for bi-partisanship?