Wisconsin State Senator Randy Hopper is the most appropriately named politician evah. No that isn’t a typo. Say “ever” like a drag queen – EVAH. We have all been watching the boob tube about the civil unrest in Wisconsin. Seems the Republican senators are in the majority and their furher I mean governor wants to make some major changes. In the senate house on the Republican side is a man by the name of Randal Betrand Hopper but folks just call him Randy Hopper. Hmmm …Randy …Hopper.
Now Randy is not unlike most of my Cheap Phone Sex callers. He’s randy, white, conservative, married with children and a business owner. About 6 months ago he filed for divorce. Today he is according to his wife living with a 20-something Republican lobbyist. The assumption is that there was some overlap.
Mr. HopAlong uh Hopper is about to be recalled. Admittedly he is the most vulnerable of the Republican 19. He won his seat by 163 votes or 0.2%. He’s done. He shouldn’t even be a second thought but this mistress thing makes his story juicy.
As you guys know things change, people get divorced, mistresses happen especially if you are patriotic. Just ask Newt Gingrich. Here’s the thing. Randy Hopper ran on a “family values” platform. He paraded his hot, blonde wife and family around like most politicians do when they are running for office. In today’s society the people will forgive you for divorcing or having a mistress but what we don’t like are hypocrites.
I have found that people in the best relationships don’t campaign on how a marriage should look. Those who are blessed with a good marriage tend to thank their lucky stars and concentrate on their own marriage.
I am going to give some advice to the Democrats in Wisconsin. Apparently Democrats every where need a conservative consultant. I imagine Randy Hopper doesn’t give a damn about his seat. Numbers don’t lie. Most of the people in his district are indifferent to him and it looks like Mr. Hopper has moved on. He knows he can not hold on to his seat which is why he didn’t mind leaving his wife. Randy Hopper owns 3 radio stations: Z95.5 KFIZ, K107 WFON and ESPN 950 WCLB. More than likely he is angling for a position in line with his business interests which is why his new hottie is well connected. He stood firm on the vote so he will be rewarded once he is recalled. Right now Randy is just going through the motions. In a couple of years every one will forget that the new Mrs. Hopper replaced the old Mrs. Hopper. Just ask Rudy Giuliani.
Recall him and move on. District 18 is a gimmee. Concentrate on the other 7 districts and leave this mistress stuff for the tabloids and people like me.
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