As many of you know, I am in the process of moving which has proven to be quite difficult as my house is in one city and due to family interests I am about a thousand miles away. My parents would be happy beyond words if I moved to their city but as I told my father: “Unless you want me to continue to be unmarried and childless moving here is a bad idea because there are no eligible men.” He agreed and now there is absolutely no conversation about my moving anywhere except in and around the Washington, DC area.
Well, I must have had my head stuck in the sand or something because the rental options within the DC metro area are unreal, as you guys know I am really cheap. My philosophy is simple. If it’s under a dollar I won’t think twice about making a purchase, but anything over a dollar requires DEEP THOUGHTS.
I have nearly gone into a coma thinking about my housing situation. This bring me to yesterday.
Yesterday I left a message for J- and towards the end of the day he contacted me and we talked for three (3) hours. I know what you are thinking: Cheryl you are a phone sex mistress and highly intoxicating. Well that is true this conversation did NOT involve masturbation although some of it was a little naughty. Have you ever spoken to someone of the opposite sex who was a mirror image of yourself? I was talking to the male version of myself!
The male Cheryl was funny, sexy, very laid back and well grounded. Although, I never would have thought, my male self would be sooooo sexually free and freaky.
Bottom line – it was a good conversation. How good? I woke up at 2 this morning with a stupid grin on my face still thinking about him. That is an excellent sign.
Prior to yesterday I had these crazy landlord fantasies. Remind me to tell you about it later and I will name names. So ladies if you are looking for a bargain in the DC metro area (Northern Virginia) watch for my landlord post sometime this week.
I have a little more to say BUT have to run to the gym and continue you my weight training exercises.
So give me an hour. OK two hours and I will be ready to rock and roll these phones.
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