I hope everyone enjoyed their Thanksgiving and “the day after”. I suppose today is about shopping, football and eating leftovers. Remember just as there is always run for Jell-O there is always time for cheap phone sex with me.
I believe I see the light at the end of the tunnel. I may have all of these questions sooner rather than later.
Dear Cheap Phone Sex,
Our last call was burning hot and I commend you for that one. I decided to send you a message to tell you a little more about what is erotic to me. Could you do something along with the content of the words below for me?
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Wow! This is a great explanation of phone sex from the male perspective. Excuse me. I have to wash my hands.
Dear Cheryl, Mistress of Cheap Phone Sex,
Let me know how you’re doing…we need to talk soon!
R-, I am doing just fine. Moving my house and offices really took a lot out of me. I believe everything is pretty much back to normal. I have gone back to my regular schedule and now I am slowly getting back to the groove and taking late-night calls again. It’s going to take a while but soon everything will be like home again.
Cheap Phone Sex Mistress,
I was browsing your site and loved what I read and saw would love to spend some time on the phone with you (winks).
M-, I am very happy to hear that you like the site. At Cheap Phone Sex, the caller is everything. So when you find yourself in need of a friend or a friendly voice call my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389.
Dear Cheap Phone Sex Madam,
Hello, I’d like to set up a call sometime but I have a question. I like to do roleplay type stuff and I’ve found it easier if I give the provider a quick email/IM with the details before calling. Is this something I could do with you as well?
P-, that is good practice and sage advice. If you have a particular fantasy, feel free to e-mail me the details. I want your experience at Cheap Phone Sex to be a good one so send it to me. I can not wait to read about what pushes your buttons.
I love a woman dressed in sexy boots and skirts with no panties. I always wanted to be fucked in a public place by a woman dressed like that.
That does sound hot. Interestingly enough earlier today I purchased a pair of red “fuck me” boots. It’s the craziest thing because I am more of a black boot woman.
Dear Cheap Phone Sex Lady,
I am a horny guy and I am new at this. I just turned 18 so I am ready to get it.
Just to clarify. “It” is pussy or phone sex? Either way, I can help you with neither. At Cheap Phone Sex, you must be at least 23 years old. D- if you are new to phone sex and don’t want to get ripped off call 1-800-887-8194. For that phone sex line, you must be at least 18 years old.
Dear Cheap Phone Sex
Can I Paypal or pay in advance for a call?
You may pay in advance. Call me at 1-888-669-6389 for details. As for the Paypal question, pardon me while I eat a bug. Cheap Phone Sex does not accept PayPal transactions and here’s why:
Paypal does NOT allow adult transactions.
I am starting to run out of bugs. Please, everyone. Stop asking me if I take Paypal.
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