I am interested in sending a $60 money order for your special but since I’ve never called before I was wondering… do you think it best if I called and did a 15 minute credit card call with you first?
It is always a good idea to do a call first. Usually when paying my credit card my callers will try a call and before leaving upgrade to a cheap phone sex package. I am flexible and my philosophy is for you to do whatever makes you comfortable. At Cheap Phone Sex there is not any high pressure tactics to make you do something – financially. Of course on other matters well I will leave that for the imagination.
From another C-
You mentioned that you weren’t into certain things so I didn’t want to waste your time on the phone if you didn’t do this. I enjoy looking at and getting off to photos of female celebrities while chatting with a phone sex operator. Do you do anything like this? Thanks and hope to hear from you.
These are my no, hell no, and will never do:
I don’t do death fantasies, mutilations, or anything involving blood. I don’t do anything involving animals. I don’t do anything involving children. And let’s not get cute about ages.
Looking at celebrities? That sounds fine. Actually I peruse sites with callers all of the time. Sometimes I help pick out a stripper, etc. Just one of the perks of calling Cheap Phone Sex.
I have never done this before, so if I could be hooked up with an experienced woman who know how to get things done.
Do you smell that? I smells like a phone sex virgin. All I can say is: come into my parlor said the spider to the fly. I’m the spider and you’re the fly, baby! Pop your cherry at Cheap Phone Sex.
Dear Cheap Phone Sex Cheryl,
I would like to place a call but with the new phone service through cable it records any numbers made outgoing but not incoming. Do you know anyway around that? Can you do call backs?
D-, you will have to tell me more. Are you using Vonage by any chance? The service you are using tags toll-free numbers too? Hmmm… you sound married or with live-in or something. Normally I make a point of never calling people, but in your case I may make an exception. Convince me.
Also, you may not realize this but if all of your outgoing calls are logged your incoming calls are too. So if this is an issue of not wanting the wife or boss to know what you are doing the service provider can run the report. I talk about this in my upcoming post: How To Buy Porn Without Your Wife Knowing and the female companion: How To Know What the Lying Bastard Is Doing.
Today is Wednesday, and your voice mail still has Tuesday’s message. I’m tired of talking to all the other expensive girls who aren’t nearly as good as you. I want to talk to the goddess of cheap phone sex!
T-, I apologize. Sometimes things get so busy that I forget to change my message. Today for example I did not change the message until around 8 this morning. When things are quite and I am really focused I manage to have everything up and running before 6:30 AM but life happens, you know?
Lately I have been in this funk. Given the current state of things here in Washington, DC I feel that I should do more. But what? Later in the week I’ll announce my little contribution to the political arena.
Are you normally available for a call around 2:30-3:00 PM EST during the week? Reason I am asking is that I have never called you before and tried around that time today a few times.
Hey what’s with all of the Cs? C- I am usually here at that time. So give me a call today and we’ll have a phone sex session. Deal?
I like to listen. I’m open for thoughts and just a good old nice Italian guy.
A-, you and I share the same interests. I love to listen too. There is something quite intoxicating about being a witness to someone pleasuring him/herself.
Dear Phone Sex Mistress,
I’m looking for someone who is really horny and not afraid to show it.
Well, J-, welcome to the world of phone sex. I hope you have a vivid imagination and are capable of visualizing what I am doing. If that sounds like you, then feel free to contact me for cheap phone sex.
Dear Cheap Phone Sex,
I like it when I don’t have to talk and she just tells me to jack off for her.
Oh, E! You need to call me right away!
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