Late last night I received a call from a new client. He wanted to do a phone sex call and then refused to give his name. Strange, huh? See he had a gift card. The gift card obviously did not have a name associated with it so my new potential Cheap Phone Sex customer believed that this would be a great opportunity to do an anonymous call. Brilliant, right?
Tell me something, when you go to the store to buy groceries or whatever do you keep your hand over the name of your card so the cashier can not see your name? When you go to a bar, do you just allow the bouncer to see your date of birth and not your name? Aside from prostitutes, drug dealers and maybe arms traders (not that I would know anything about the latter oh wonderful Justice Department) I don’t know very many legitimate businesses that will just take a credit card number and not ask who the hell you are!
Let me say this one more time. Anonymity is not an option at Cheap Phone Sex. This is a legitimate phone sex business. I take very seriously the responsibility of securing your credit information and processing your phone sex transaction for the correct amount. In other words, stop screwing with me.
Here’s the same tip I would give my family and friends:
Whenever you make a purchase online or over the telephone, make sure you know how it is going to be billed to your credit card or checking account. Expect to be asked for your name, billing address, the card or account number and in the case of a credit card the CVV2 code (the three digits on the back). Visa and Mastercard passed new rules after 9/11 (to make certain no one is laundering money to the terrorists) that require ALL processors to request one other vital piece of information. My Cheap Phone Sex clients know.
Those are the rules. I didn’t make them, just as in the case of PayPal, whether I agree or not, I respect the rules handed down to me by the entity undertaking most of the risk.
Yeah, I’m a badass in the bedroom yet when it comes to following the law, signing contracts that trackback to my social security number, I am as vanilla as vanilla can be.
Today, call me ‘Nilla.
Time to answer a few more question from the Cheap Phone Sex Mail Bag:
Dear Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl,
I hope you remember me. We talked the other day. I’d like to do a role play sometime.
P-, roleplay sounds fun. Just remember that if you have sex toys make sure they are handy and ready, e.g. lubed.
Dear Cheap Phone Sex,
I really love your site and your prices. Have been trying to use the 900# and it is always busy. Is there a problem with it? Would love to call and talk to you. Thanks.
Déjà vu. For a moment I thought I was cycling through older messages. First, thank you for the compliments regarding my site, Cheap Phone Sex. I still have not found a solution to the 900 issues. Give me a few more weeks and hopefully… As I indicated earlier, for telephone billing, 1-900 phone sex, try 1-900-476-7979.
Dear Cheap Phone Sex Diva,
Are you available tonight?
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