Last week I was talking to a friend of mine and the conversation got naughty quickly. The perks of having a friend who is a phone sex operator, right? Well, he was troubled. You see all of the ladies he has EVER dated have no bush. And the ones who do have so little pubic hair that it’s hardly worth it to truly enjoy the experience of toying with a hairy cunt. You guys aren’t offended by the use of the word cunt, are you? Good.
It’s true. With the exception of Britney Spears, I don’t know any fuckable woman under 40 who has a bush. Want to know my theory? It’s purely political. Although President Bush is damn fine (because he is the leader of the free world, an adoring husband, etc. etc.) and very doable, women are afraid of his policies. Some mainly liberal women think he’s a scary man – dangerous but sexy (admit it, ladies). On a subconscious level women everywhere wanting to ‘get rid of Bush’ have shaved their pubic hairs. And I’m here to tell you that when you shave your pussy he wins!
Instead of snipping away your pussy hairs grow them out! Express your displeasure for the current Administration by allowing your muff to grow into a big hairy forest of tangled strands so that the next time you become wet the juices don’t drip down into your panties. What a waste! A hairy muff ensures that your sweet (sometimes tangy) womanly nectar stays close to your body. So the whole world knows that this is the only bush you’ll ever need!
This is what happens when I have too much sugar in a single afternoon.
I, of course, shave because I like the feel of an incredibly smooth twat. Before you get any ideas of me and your wife or your girlfriend or Britney Spears, remember I don’t do muff. I’m a guy only type of girl. Not that there is anything wrong with girl on girl action. It’s just not something that I’m into. My idea is that if there is no penetration then there is no sex. And sex toys don’t count when there are 2 billion cocks to go around. A close second would be an encouraging male voice and an adult toy or my fingers.
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