My fellow Republicans be afraid be very afraid. On March 31st Air America Radio launched and oddly enough I was there. Actually, I wanted to hear Al Franken. The man amuses me in a Jack Benny sort of way. But I only caught the last 5 minutes of his show, The O’Franken Factor. And it’s a good thing too because the lady following his show, Randi Rhodes, rocks.
Now I know you guys are used to my incredibly sexy voice. Warning! Ms. Rhodes has a thick New York accent. Where in New York? Don’t know. Could be Brooklyn. Could be the Bronx. Don’t know. So I’m listening to this chickie, right? Thinking all the time she is no Al Franken, right? Hating the accent, right? Not wanting to like her because liberal women are icky, right? Well, there is something to be said about smart women who don’t give a damn what other people think. I’m hooked! I must listen to The Randi Rhodes Show every damn day. Do I believe everything she says? Let me remind of you a Chinese proverb: follow no man absolutely. Hell no! But the lady does bring up some tidbits that the mainstream media is not covering and the best thing about her is she invites her listeners to check her sources. That is so refreshing!
Enough about Randi. This is addressed to my fellow Republicans and closet liberals living within conservative bastions all over the United States. To the latter go to Air America Radio and listen in. Perhaps you can find some comfort listening to other people of your ilk. Bush supporters listen up! Air America Radio has to be the worst thing that could ever happen to people who support the President. Although service is only located in a few areas: New York City, Los Angeles, Chicago, Minneapolis, Portland and a couple of places in Florida it streams across the internet. So anyone in the country and around the world can listen in. So? Get this. I am a card-carrying member of the Party. I make John Ashcroft look like a moderate (except where pornography is concerned). And now I – hot little me – am having second thoughts. If more Americans listen to Air America Radio the long face guy with the gorgeous cosmopolitan wife is going to be sitting in the White House before the year’s out. I’m telling you to get a copy of Brave New World, study it and figure out a way to apply to the current situation.
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