Phone Sex Diary

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My First Phone Sex Call

This is the first of a series so I should give you a little background.

Whenever I put together an audio clip I normally record in one take mainly because I refuse to edit anything. Obviously, I do not use a script. Not on calls. Not ever. Due to my process, you may occasionally you may hear background noises namely the cat walking by or brushing up against the microphone (which her new thing) or a dog. For you freaky mofos that is not a suggestion.

When people call my phone sex line they usually ask about firsts. The first time I had sex or the first time I kissed a girl. First threesome. First anal …you get it, right?

That’s when it occurred to me. No one has ever asked about my first phone sex call.

So, here it is.

I started my phone sex business when I was a junior in college and before you try to figure out my age let me be very clear. I matriculated at the age of 16. I decided to open on a Friday at 10 p.m.

My very first call was from a chef out of Raleigh. I don’t tell people other people’s stories but he gave me permission to share this. When he called my line he said, “I’m naked. I’m on my bed and lubed up. I have a cock ring, some nipple clamps, a butt plug, and a ball gag. There was silence. “Hello! Hello! Are you still there?”

Oh, I was listening and completely baffled. I had no idea that up dudes “lubed up”. I mean pussy comes with its own lube. I also didn’t know what a cock ring was (though now it is one of my favorite sex toys to use). The only thing I understood was the nipple clamps but I have incredibly sensitive nipples. Saying the word nipple drives me a little crazy and I couldn’t imagine someone would put clips on their nipples! Owie. I had no idea what a butt plug was and more importantly why would a man need a butt plug? I couldn’t wrap my 18-year-old mind around that and don’t get me started on the ball gag thing.

While I tried figuring out what was going on he asked, “Are you new?”

He had no idea how new. I was 18 and a virgin …on my first phone sex call.

Allow Me to Introduce Myself

Hi, my name is Cheryl and I’m a sex blogger. My specialty is phone sex and my service, Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl, is where you may talk with me at an affordable rate. The number to call is 1-888-669-6389. Introduce yourself. When I’m not available my girls are. They’re available 24/7 and you may talk to them about anything you want.

What’s the difference? Well, I have some nos or what I’m now calling turn-offs because some people do not understand boundaries. Something that you need to know upfront: to chat with me you must be 23 or older and to chat with any of my girls you must be 18 or older. If someone who is 18 and not yet 23 calls me I will forward you over to my other service. Got it? Good.

On my phone sex blog, Hushes.com, I discuss
  • How my service works with me and with my girls.
  • What the best practices are whether you call my phone sex service or call another service. What I mean by “best practices” is what’s good for your wallet and what’s good for you…well you know.
  • The phone sex industry as a whole. For example, I dig into why we have so many regulations and why your favorite entertainer disappears from the internet.
  • My favorite topic (me, my service and my girls) and the best way that you can entertain us. Phone sex is about reciprocity and mutual masturbation.

Short introduction regarding phone sex policy.So I’m giving you the skinny aka cheat sheet on how you can be the best client after you pay. Remember phone sex is a pay upfront type of service. There are no freebies.

If you have any questions you may direct message me here or private message me here. Email is no longer an option.

Removed Email Option

Earlier today I decided to get rid of my email option. Now don’t get me wrong. I love the messages I receive from callers especially new callers who appreciate the personalized service they receive when calling Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl. The reason I decided to get rid of the email option is threefold with the last point being the one that got me to get off my little booty to remove it.

First up spam.

I believe anyone who runs a website gets a lot of spam. I receive spam from people who sell business services and are interested in selling their product which is complete nonsense because I run an adult entertainment company. Whether you know it or not people who run sexy sites are discriminated against in terms of access and pricing forcing us to only hire professionals (from accountants to lawyers to banks) willing to handle adult companies. So whatever these spammers are selling does not apply to my phone sex business. It’s the most useless spam there is. I wonder if they realize it.

I also get sexy spam. Most women get this kind of unsolicited spam online. For example, I have guys who send me messages and they’ll say things like: you’re pretty and then it escalates to I want to see your p*ssy then it’s I want to f*** your p*ssy later it becomes I want to eat your p*ssy. I’m laughing because these messages are not helpful and never elicit the types of emotions these guys want.

The reason I decided to remove the email option – stat – has to do with privacy.

This month I’ve had four or five individuals send me detailed intense messages. Without getting too far into the technical weeds not everyone has end-to-end encryption. Phone sex has been around since the 80s but voice has been around for over a hundred years and as such there are plenty of laws on the books that protect your privacy. Email and texting in terms of privacy are still iffy. Even though you may have a throwaway account or what I like to call a porn account there are ways to track down who sent the email. In the interest of privacy, I’ve decided I’m going to remove the email option. Remember technology does not hide your identity. It makes you easier to find.

So take care and be safe.

Shouldn’t Clothes Be Optional?

Whew! It’s going to be a hot one which begs the question: shouldn’t clothes be optional?

Over the last 24 hours, I have received calls and texts from family and friends advising me to stay cool. At first, I didn’t think anything about it until the messages (well texts) became more frequent and ominous. So, the first thing I did upon waking was to check the weather forecast.

110 degrees? That can’t be right. So I checked it again and again on another site. Checked my thermostat which is ridiculous because it isn’t digital. Seriously, how is anyone supposed to read this thing? Then I started missing my cat. She would warn me if a storm was coming or if it was too hot in the house. My plants were useless. They thrive in hot weather and are probably looking forward to 3-digit temperatures over the next 72 hours.

Hmm. What to do?

Since starting Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl I have become a de facto nudist. As I work from home the only time I wear clothes is when I leave the house. Which got me thinking. Shouldn’t clothes be optional?

Now hear me out. Thanks to climate change the world is getting hotter. People get a little crazed (and horny but that’s another story) when temperatures go up because they are so hot in their pants and pantyhose. Folks would be much cooler naked uh nude. Think about it. Crime would go down, everyone would save money on their electric bills and I could finally leave the house in my birthday suit. Sounds like a win to me.

But I digress …

Over the last year, I have had an iron deficiency problem. I know it doesn’t sound like a big deal but it can wreak havoc on your body. Normally I turn the air-conditioner on in March and don’t turn it off until November. However, due to this iron issue, I can’t handle the ac anymore. It’s too cold. So, this year unless I am cleaning the house and need a well-ventilated area I have barely turned on the cooling system which as you know includes the fan. My electric bill is so low y’all.

The point is I cannot feel the heat. I suggested to one of my friends that maybe I evolved and being able to withstand high temperatures is my new superpower. Yeah, she didn’t buy that either. As heat doesn’t seem to bother me I took some precautions yesterday by hydrating. Drank a gallon of water and by the end of the day, all I could do was lay on my back like a fat tick. It worked though. Now the trick is to stay hydrated.

Earlier I closed all the windows and turned on the ac. 40 minutes later I was freezing my tootsies off. Whenever I complain to my friends about how cold it is they suggest I should put on some clothes. My response is always, “It is not that cold.” So, I compromise and begrudgingly put on socks. So there you have it. When you call and ask what I’m wearing – a pair of white socks.

Oh, didn’t I tell you? In phone sex clothing is always optional. Now if only that were true for the rest of the world. Sigh.