Have you ever been to a party or an event that involved beautiful women serving drinks? How about Hooters or any other establishment with hot waitresses? A strip club?
Yeah a strip club is the perfect scenario. Whether you have been to one or not. Stripping is like dating at hyper-speed where the woman is the pursuer. At the front of the house (where the pole(s) are) the ladies are ‘oh so friendly’. Why? They want you to buy more drinks OR buy a private session. Some of them have long range plans they want a date, a ring or something else.
Cheap Phone Sex does not work like that. There is no “front of the house”. When you dial my phone sex number, 1-888-669-6389, you are already in “private session” mode. The only thing you need to do is have your credit ready. I only accept credit cards.
Once your credit card is approved, you may ask any question you want. But until then
DO NOT ASK ME, are those pictures real? Yes.
DO NOT ASK ME, how much is a session at Cheap Phone Sex? $12 for 15-minutes. 80 cents per minute after that.
DO NOT ASK ME, how will my phone sex session appear on my credit card statement? The transaction is discreetly billed.
DO NOT ASK ME, what phone sex girls are available? When I am available, you talk to me. After hours, the phone is forwarded to a dispatcher at which point you may talk to several dozen women.
DO NOT ASK ME, what is your phone sex specialty? I don’t have one.
DO NOT ASK ME, do you accept PayPal? Hell, no! (Paypal’s policy may change in the future. So, you can ask.)
DO NOT ASK ME, can I get a free sample? Fuck off.
I better quit while I am still being civil but you get the point.
NO QUESTIONS UNTIL THE CREDIT CARD IS APPROVED.