At Cheap Phone Sex, we do discriminate. Yes, you read that sentence correctly. After years of processing phone sex credit card receipts, I noticed a trend. Guys with girls’ names are always a problem, someone with the last name Smith is oftentimes suspicious and people who live in Utah and Nevada are asswipes. Think about that last one. They aren’t asses or assholes but the thing you use to wipe your ass/hole.
Oh, I have been discriminating for years. Today unlike my fellow Republicans I am broadcasting my contempt for these people. Mind you I do not have any issues outside of my phone sex service with men with girly names or men with the family name of Smith or even the asswipes who live in Utah and Nevada BUT if you fall into any of these categories do not call Cheap Phone Sex.
Did anything happen recently to win my ire? No. I am simply cleaning up the riff-raff.
So, if your first name could be a girl’s name e.g., Blair, Shannon, Tracy, Morgan, Cameron, Taylor, Alexis, Riley, et al., do not call Cheap Phone Sex.
If your last name is Smith and any of the ridiculous variations, do not call Cheap Phone Sex.
If you live in Utah or Nevada OR if you have ever resided in either state, do not call Cheap Phone Sex.
Exceptions? Active duty military personnel and any previous Cheap Phone Sex caller has been grandfathered. On that note, regular callers may always purchase a Cheap Phone Sex Package. Remember all calls with me, Cheryl, are ONLY $12 for 15-minutes. Each additional minute is a mere 80 cents. To chat now, call 1-888-669-6389.