I just thought of something. Have you ever had a friend and his/her partner stay over and THEY got busy on your daybed? Do you listen in and try to imagine who is on top? Just thinking aloud.
I have another one for you. The family member who is misplaced the most had to be the family pet. Personally, whenever someone stays over I make a point of bringing my guys into the bedroom with me because the dogs are a tad too scary and the cats love to stare at the company while they are asleep. If you have pets I’m sure you understand.
So, here’s the question: do you let your pets watch as you do the naughty? I don’t. It’s too weird. But in a crowded holiday house what’s a person to do right?