Any sci-fi fans? In every futuristic post-apocalypse scenario there is always one company left standing. The company by our pathetic 21st century standards is always evil. The company is usually run by a dictatorial entity that experiments with the unknowing population. Looking around today I took an educated guess and thought perhaps Walmart. That was then. Now I know the last company left standing will be Google. Why you ask?
Today Google offered 400 full-length movies for free. They are fucking with television, man! Ok, I was fine with the ‘internets’ but now they are not just screwing with my computer. They are in my house, messing with my TV. Damn! My mom and dad watch TV. My grandparents, little babies …the dog.
Seriously, we have to fight this. Someone should call the FCC or …hang on. They have Terror in a Haunted House. Is that the original Heidi? Oh, no. The Best of the Three Stooges? It’s Curly! It’s not the Three Stooges without Curly. Anyone who knows that can not possibly be all bad, right?
Tell you what. I am going to take a lunch break. Take a peek around for strictly research purposes then meet back here to do some more phone sex calls. Sound like a plan?
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