People who abstain from alcohol die faster. Therefore I have decided to drink. This information comes from a 20-year study. Granted I pay little attention to studies because there are several outside factors to consider like who is funding the study and how nutty or desperate is the lead researcher. One day you hear soy is a new wonder food and the following week someone has another study saying the exact opposite. But this alcohol research is speaking to me.
They found that moderate drinkers – whatever that means – live longer. Hardcore drinkers, again no idea how that is defined, live longer. Longer than whom? Me!
As you guys know I don’t drink. It is neither for religious reasons nor did I party my ass off in college and suddenly found sobriety a better option. I never drank. Never felt the need. Although I have wondered lately about having wine for dinner, and this new study has sort of sent me over the edge.
Aside from not being the least bit interested in drinking I think the main reason for my not participating is I really like my money in my pocket almost as much as I like yours in mind. Which begs the question, have you called Cheap Phone Sex today? Hmmm? Call me at 1-888-669-6389. For a phone sex session with me the cost is only $12 for 15-minutes. When you call have some suggestions on alcoholic choices to pair with my meals.
That’s the phone. Talk to you soon.