The governor of Nevada, Jim Gibbons, has been celibate since 1995. Assuming this statement is true it begs the question: what the hell were we talking about that would warrant such a statement?
In 2006 an investigation was made against Governor Jim Gibbons regarding an incident involving Ms. Chrissy Mazzeo. The investigation resulted in no criminal charges. However, as we all learned from OJ, Ms. Mazzeo still has the civil courts. Today, she filed in federal court against the governor for battery, false imprisonment and second-degree kidnapping amount to damages in excess of $10,000.
Ms. Mazzeo stated that Governor Jim Gibbons assaulted her and threatened to rape her. The governor’s argument and proof that he is innocent is that he has been celibate since 1995.
I don’t know about you but if I hadn’t had sex since Clinton was president I might have lost my touch. My advances might be construed as a bit aggressive ala rape-y.
When a married guy says he has not had sex since 1995, you have to check the fuckability of his wife, Dawn Gibbons. Mrs. Gibbons is southern. Fuckable. She is a natural blonde. Fuckable. The first lady of Nevada is a former businesswoman so she has the whole bitchy, in control power thing going on. Fuckable. Get this she’s a former state politician. Fuckable. They are dirtier on the state level. Highly fuckable. Anyone having MILF fantasies? Anyone?
Guys if you have not had sexual relations with your hot wife in more than a decade don’t tell anyone because everyone and I mean everyone is going to think that it is her choice due to your little pee-pee.
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