Monogamy does not work. There I said it.
Men are not designed for monogamy. Ladies, do you have any idea how often they think of sex? Keep in mind that you are on a phone sex site. Men think of sex all the time. If I thought of sex half as much as they do I would not get anything done and I own a phone sex company!
Actually men should be applauded for being able to get through the day without masturbating in public.
Think of what you do just to get ready for work. You wake up and your vagina is engorged because while you were sleeping the blood pooled in your groin making the entire area slightly warmer than normal and your lips a little swollen. You take a shower, wash your good parts and then put on your clothes. All the while having to touch all your private parts.
A guy would have masturbated at least once, and the smart ones would have called me for phone sex.
Work is a mind field of potential sex thoughts. Women in snug sweaters, tight skirts, pantyhose and high heels. That’s the eye candy. Did you know the mere sound of a woman’s voice can make a dick hard. Why do you think my service Cheap Phone Sex is so damn popular? I have one of those voices.
But it’s the smell that can bring a man to orgasm. Smell is our most intense memory maker. Those little innocent bottles of shampoo that we love. On the right woman can bring a man to his knees. Oh it’s not the smell of lavender or strawberry or whatever but the memory of the last time he smelled that particular scent and what his dick was doing at the time.
Look at it from a man’s point of view. It is pure torture and men must endure it every day. No wonder they spend so much time watching sports. It is the one thing they can do without fear of breaking their jedi mind grip on monogamy.
I say life is simple. Life is easy and if you have to work this hard at something that seems to go against your very nature, then perhaps the premise it wrong. So, ladies, tell your men to call me for phone sex. The price is right aka cheap. Call 1-888-669-6389. It’s ONLY $12 for 15-minutes. Regular callers can always ask about the Cheap Phone Sex Package.
Disclaimer: This does not excuse any past boyfriends. You are still asswipes. And my belief that monogamy is a crock does not give implicit permission for any current or future boyfriends to screw indiscriminately.