Continuing with the series, How to Have Phone Sex with a Professional Phone Sex Operator, remember to have everything set-up prior to the call. That means you are either naked or in stripper mode. Yeah, I like that visual, but I digress. Obviously it is a matter of taste for those who are into feminization or cross-dressing. Personally, I like to dress my bitches.
Generally whatever your kink you should have the lube ready and any sex toys within reach. Nothing kills a buzz quicker than someone who has to put the phone down to “find” the lube or worse attempts to multi-task while chatting with me and looking for his/her favorite buttplug. Another item that most folks forget to bring to the party are condoms. Yes, condoms! Depending on the call and the sex toy, condoms are a blessing especially when it comes to cleaning up.
Ladies, I have learned something quite disturbing. It seems when men are randy and need something to tickle their private parts they will use your sex toys. To remedy this I offer two suggestions: (1) lock up your sex toys and (2) buy a toy or two for your lover on condition that he doesn’t mess around with any of your sex toys.
Guys, never use your wife’s dildo or vibrator. For goodness sakes don’t stick it up your ass! I could say more on this topic but will differ to an expert. @dangerouslilly provides an excellent overview of how to clean your sex toys, which ones are safe to share and how to store them. Ladies, I am telling you, put a padlock on your shit.
Final note: with all this talk about lube and sex toys, it’s OK if you don’t have any of these things (most don’t). This is simply a reminder to those pervs who do 😉
You know the drill, it’s ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes. If you need more time, each additional minute is 80¢. To say the very least my prices are inexpensive and very affordable. Now you understand the name of the site, Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl (I’m Cheryl). I also offer a cheap phone sex package deal. When you are ready, call my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389, but whatever you do, do not call to ask me questions. Fuck that!