I bet everyone is alert now, huh? Don’t worry I am not going to get out the measuring tape. This is not another does dick size matter post because you should know by now that it does. No, I want to address something that is talked about in passing on most phone sex calls and never gets any more consideration because …well you know everyone wants to get to “the good stuff”. I am talking about lube.
Granted I don’t have the right equipment and my phone sex callers know that lubricant isn’t something I buy. I make my own. I am guessing though that when you guys are having fun time with Mr. Happy you need to have some type of lubricant handy otherwise you could hurt yourself. Am I right?
Occasionally the topic comes up and some of you guys tell me or one of my phone sex girls to not worry because you have lotion. Um, no! Lotion is the worse thing you can use. Yes, it may get the job done at that particular moment but over the long haul it is never a good thing to use.
Besides the natural lubricant that we all make, you should use a product that is made specifically of our private parts like K-Y. From time to time K-Y offers free samples in an effort to teach the public about their products. So visit their site periodically for new offers and coupons. A little personal tube is about $2. It’s available in supermarkets and if you are a little shy about purchasing such things from your local grocer, order online from places like DrugStore.com or Amazon.com.
Now, I come from the school of thought that you should never put anything on your body that you can’t eat. Well, I guess that answers some lingering questions as to whether I swallow or not. Seriously, though your skin is your largest organ and whatever you put on your skin can potentially be absorbed into the body. The skin is thinnest around your cock and balls so you should be extremely careful about what you put around that area especially if any rubbing is involved!
Here’s me cheap tip of the day: coconut oil. Place a tiny bit in your hand and you can use it everywhere and I mean everywhere – dicks, asses, pussies, sex toys etc. I use Nutiva for cooking, my hair, face and the rest of my body. Last winter my door creaked, didn’t have any WD-40 so I put coconut oil on it! A 15 oz tub will run you about $7 and should last you the whole year, but I know you guys are shall we say enthusiasts so get two.
Remember coconut oil is antibacterial, antiviral, antifungal and antiparasitic. Your wife/girlfriend/lover will over time see, feel and probably taste a difference in your penis. For example people always rave about my skin. I am often told that my skin looks “radiant” and “glowing” I owe part of that to my daily regiment of coconut oil. Can you imagine having a glowing, radiant penis? Neither can I so send pictures!
Now this is where I tell you how awesome I am and how wonderful my phone sex service is and …well you know the drill. Call 1-888-669-6389 for cheap, affordable phone sex with me, Cheryl. The price of a call is ONLY $12 for 15-minutes OR you may purchase one of my phone sex packages at a bargain.