Every day I am flooded with calls from potential new phone sex callers. The questions are more or less the same and many ventures into wanker land. This is why I periodically remind everyone about my phone sex rates, how Cheap Phone Sex works and my little pet peeves. Yesterday while I was washing the cars it hit me. What is really needed is a rules of the road or best practices type of post so new callers will know how not to tick me off. Now I can simply refer to this post for new callers and recently returned clients (…and they always come back for more).
To call me you must be at least 23 years old. The only exception to this rule is if you are 18+ and active-duty military. If you are of legal age and serve this country, then hell yeah you may call Cheap Phone Sex.
Phone Sex Price
The price of a call with me is $12 for 15-minutes and each additional minute is a mere 80 cents. Regular callers may opt for a Cheap Phone Sex Package which believe it or not offers a discount on my already incredibly cheap, affordable phone sex rates. It’s a real bargain.
My Toll-Free Number
To reach me, call 1-888-669-6389. Yes, it is a toll-free number. When you call 1-888-669-6389, the only person you will reach me. If I am on another call, you will get a message in my voice stating exactly that. While you may be able to reach me at any time, the fact is I am not immortal and require food and sustenance. Sooo if I am out and about wreaking havoc with those unfortunate enough to share my breathing space, you will get a message (again in my voice) telling you where I am, what I am doing and the next time I will be available for a phone sex call …
At the top of my phone sex blog, I state very plainly things that I will not do or discuss. Most of you are so sweet to think that your particular experience or ideal fantasy is super perverted. Maybe. Over the years I have found that what is considered kinky is completely subjective and 11 times out of 10 I am kinkier than you. To answer your question about whether I will discuss your particular fantasy do the following: close your eyes and imagine that your best friend is the most provocative, liberal or rather open-minded sex fiend in the known universe. Now if you told that imaginary friend your sexual fantasy would s/he lose your number? Or better is it something that could land you in jail? If the answer is yes to both or either, then I am probably going to refer you to one of my Hushes phone sex girls.
To summarize, at Cheap Phone Sex you must be at least 23 to call unless you are active duty military which is 18+. The price to talk to me, Cheryl, is 80¢ per minute or $12 for 15-minutes. My toll-free phone sex number is 1-888-669-6389, and all calls are accepted. However, extreme or taboo calls will be handled by one of my phone sex operators.