Tell me something. Would you put your love life on hold for 4-18 months with, and I might add NO assurance that it will turn out the way you want it, e.g., a wedding, babies and happily ever after?
The romantic in me says “Hell yeah ” The realist known as The Real Cheryl says “Run ” Run to the nearest sperm bank and join the local Jodie Foster fan club.
Men are still on my shit list. Top of the list is him.
This past week I have received a lot of unsolicited advice. Something that I found to be curious is that no one believed getting involved with someone who was previously married AND has children is a good idea. Interesting.
By far the best comment I received was from a new caller who said he called because he didn’t want me to be mad at him. He was of course referring to my comment that I hate all men except my brother, father and the guys who call me at Cheap Phone Sex. In honor of him I am hereby amending that statement. Visitors of the site are also excluded.
All patrons of Cheap Phone Sex are excluded.
These last few days have been incredibly therapeutic. It’s amazing what one can accomplish when your heart has been ripped from your being and your future happiness forever severed. I have gotten so much done you would think I grew an extra pair of arms and sprouted a new head.
Suddenly I can see clearly. It’s like I’m living in a new bull-shit free zone.
Oh, baby There is nothing like a woman scorned. Any of you into serving a high-powered female executive? I have that role down like nobody’s business. There is also this flirty, saucy side where I could literally take some poor woman’s man and show him how to truly fuck. Some guys can’t tell when a woman reaches a climax. After I’m done with you, you will always know when your wife is faking it.
That’s my naughty vengeful side talking. I better stay put and handle my sexual frustrations right here with all of you. Besides you don’t want to know when a woman is faking an orgasm. Sometimes the truth is too painful.
The phone’s ringing.
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