As most of you know I have been extremely busy working on my other sites. Oh, I have been taking calls throughout the day and all night but I haven’t had a chance to update my baby, Cheap Phone Sex.
I believe all the other sites are updated and now I can get back to the business of taking care of the folks who frequent Cheap Phone Sex. Boy, I have so much to tell!
As many of you know I have very politically active. And for those of you who are new don’t let the fact that this is a phone sex site fool you. You will be very surprised to learn about my political affiliation. A few weeks ago a new caller shocked me when he said that he read this phone sex site and figured that I was not a fan of the President. Nothing could be further from the truth. Apparently, my sarcasm doesn’t translate well through my poor writing skills.
I adore the President. Good, bad, indifferent I love all of our Presidents. There have only been 42 individuals (remember Grover Cleveland served as the 22nd and 24th President) who have had the honor and privilege of being the President of the United States. Say what you will about the President. In small settings, he is bigger than life. You know when I was younger I had a chance to meet him. It’s sort of a funny story. Former President Bush was then the Vice President and he visited the base to run with a few of the guys. I was lined up with a bunch of my schoolmates to shake hands with the Vice President and who do we meet instead? You guessed it. The son! The current President of the United States. I also met King Hussien’s son on that day. Little did I realize he would later become the King of Jordan.
A King and a President. You never know, do you?
I’ll share my thoughts on the President’s sexiness later. Right now I have to tell you about the Barbara Boxer – Condoleeza Rice thing.
There is nothing sexier than watching two highly accomplished women going at it. Forget mud wrestling. Women who can cut one another down on public television and still maintain their dignity – now that’s sexy. It sort of gives you a twitch down there. And I’m straight!
While looking for articles regarding the Senate confirmation I ran across the following article from The Rude Pundit. Rarely do I read The Rude Pundit because he is so rude and a little crude and so damn liberal. At least last time I read him he seemed liberal. Anyhow his January 26, 2005 article about the so-called Boxer Rebellion begins: “Tis a sad sight, some might say when a male dog has been neutered. ‘Tis a pity to see the empty space where mighty testicles once bobbled between proud haunches, below perky anus….” WTF, right? Read the article. You might learn something in addition to getting a chuckle.
Thanks to The Rude Pundit I learned about Neuticles, US Patent #58-68140. What’s the significance of said patent? Testicular Implantation for Pets aka NUTS. You can neuter your dog or cat (horse or bull for that matter) and buy the missing nut sacs. ONLY IN AMERICA, BABY!
I don’t know about you but I’m thinking of getting Senator Boxer a big pair of bull balls because she definitely has a pair on her body somewhere.
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