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Ok, now that has been taken care of, I want to assure all of you that I am fine. I had a number of people send messages and family, friends and colleagues call me due to the sniper happenings in the Washington, DC metropolitan area. I am happy to say that aside from the holes that I was born with I am hole-free as are the men and women who work for me.
Everyone is a little on edge for obvious reasons. However, I am certain that the metro area police departments will get this matter settled and to paraphrase our President “bring the culprits to justice.” In the meantime your calls our very welcomed diversions. So, keep them coming!
There’s a diversion now!