Guys do you have this problem? Have you ever had sex with a woman and she doesn’t say anything. I mean nothing, nada, zip?! And while you are enjoying yourself, listening to your breathing change, feeling your heartbeat quicken …you suddenly realize that your partner isn’t saying anything. So you do what? You ask her if she is OK, if everything is all right. The response you receive is “uh huh”. Damn! She won’t even tell you how good it is. She just quietly moans. Has that ever happened to you?
Tell me, tell me true. You like screamers, don’t you? Not the fake stuff you see or rather hear on pornos, but women who really get into their lovemaking and are quite vocal. Not just loud but she says things. She calls you honey, baby, daddy or papi. She tells you that feels good and please don’t stop. You may not like loud woman in the street, but you like them in the bedroom. Loud and obscene. You want to hear you lover say things that will make sailors blush and construction workers run for cover. Sound good?
Well, why on Earth are you guys so damn quiet?! I’ll tell you why. You guys have been “practicing” with your dicks for so long that when you finally see some action you revert to stealth mode. No noise. Let me explain. Guys masturbate all the time. I mean all the time. Seriously ladies never touch a man’s computer, cell or sit on his couch. Don’t ask, you’ll thank me later. Guys don’t shake your head in the negative – you are a masturbator. On average men masturbate at least once a day and most do it several times a day. Compared to women who do it once a year or never (yeah I said never) men are freaking pervs or as I said earlier masturbators. Think about it. Guys started masturbating in their parents’ home and had to do so being as quiet as possible. By the way they knew what you were doing – every time. Then it was college and roommates which again required very little noise during the daily masturbation sessions. By the time a man gets married he has been conditioned to be a quiet cummer.
I say we should break this cycle of quiet cumming. Who is with me? Ladies join me! Encourage your lover to express him/herself in the bedroom. Tell them to be loud and proud. Let’s stop the madness. Unless it’s the holidays and you are screwing in your parents’ home because that would be awkward.
Talk to you soon!
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